HOW, in the year of our Lord 2017, could anyone in politics consider “I don’t know who has access to my Twitter” to be either an explanation or an excuse? Especially considering they were all apparently internet security experts 6 months ago.

Just imagine if the following events happened during Obama and/or a hypothetical Clinton administration:

Her shilling for Ivanka’s clothes was so “fuck you, in your face, I can do anything I want” disgusting that she deserves to get slammed. But she won’t, because Republicans.

“Piling onto what’s shaping up to be a pretty bad week for the Trump administration...” You mean every week? 

“Everybody makes mistakes,” she said.

I would if I had any confidence the Republicans who could actually provide oversight gave a damn. But hey those 33 Congressional hearings over two years costing tax payers millions investigating BENGHAZI were sure beneficial.

So what they are saying is, She’s a cat.

There was a bird that kept escaping during the 1970s (I think, Google is not helping.) The bird would literally muscle its way out and the keepers kept adding reinforcements. Locals would call the zoo about the giant ugly bird hanging around their yard, and the keeper would go out and re-capture it. One day the bird…

I’m not sure if I would be excited or terrified to see a wolf like that! But so cool.

Reminds me of a conversation I had with a relative who lives Up North. She goes on a walk every day on the roads near her cottage, and one morning saw a wolf on the other side of the road, just sitting there like a dog, watching her. She said she excitedly told her neighbor that this was the first time she’d ever seen…

Ollie probably stepped out of the zoo, looked around briefly... realized she walked into the zoo that is America.. and promptly marched back to her cage where the world is far less crazy.

BTW, happiest day of his life..

And the fact that she waited until they stopped looking for her to show up. I like the cut of Ollie’s jib.

When I toured the Franklin Park Zoo, they told us the story of the gorilla that got out of the enclosure and went straight to the closest bus stop, at which it sat on the bench and waited.

“It turns out, Ollie the bobcat never “escaped,” so to speak, and never really got to feel the winds of freedom on her furry back. But she did get a couple of days to roam around the zoo. Sort of like furlough.”

Ollie is a metaphor for all of us Americans ( terrified of Drumpf ). We want to escape but just don’t have a feasible place to run.

“So she never came out to say hi while we were standing there. She was just waiting to see what kind of goodies we left here for her.”

Press conference below:

Cats forever. And I say this with 3 dogs and 2 cats. Cats have way more bitchiness.