Also, this is from the Texas Tribune article Jezebel originally posted: (emphasis mine)

I FUCKING LOVE THE SATANISTS!!!

If all Tour de France contestants are cyclists, are all cyclists Tour de France contestants?

The Satanic Temple doesn’t do much actual devil-worship, so far as I know. Follow this link for more about what they actually believe.

The Satanists are awesome. But I’m going to take some time to reflect on the fact that we live in a country where simply saying “you have no right to tell me what to do with my body, or tell me how to grieve” holds no weight and won’t help me. But if I say “you have no right to tell me what to do with my body, so says…

I love the Satanists. They are the ultimate trolls who get shit done. Between getting the after school Satan club at an elementary school just to prove a point or the goat temple outside a city council building next to the 10 commandments.

Satanists, doing god’s work. Because we live in the upside-down now.

The bigger picture is people and groups have to challenge the crazy when ever and where ever they can. Stein? Great. Satanists? Go for it. We’ve seen for years how relentless the rightists are. They have to be challenged every inch of the way.

Just a quick reminder of their refreshingly sane tenets (from the membership page- only $25! I know what I’m getting my friends for Xmas now):

god bless the Satanists!

Once again, the Satanists prove that trolling can be used for good. Godspeed, guys!

I’m the Iron Goat, and I approve this trolling.

The Satanists care more about the rights of others more than the Christians. Let that sink in.

God bless the Satanists.

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They let you do it if you’re a Prince.

That prince there, that Saudi Abuzazzy... great people those Saudis. I had a chat with him. He’s a good guy, tremendous leader. I remember I said “Zazzy, it would be huuuge if you let women drive in your country. Just think about how much easier it would be for them to make dinner if they can do the shopping,…

Things are shifting for Saudi Arabia. Not only this, but other reforms that another prince, Mohammed bin Salman, has proposed. Such as selling off Aramco through an IPO next year. But perhaps most stunning is what happened on 11th of April this year. From wikipedia:

“It’s about damn time!”    *said in deep voice*