I was going to say the same. If you want a well-written sex scene, go to the experts. I don’t know that I’ve ever read a “literary” sex scene that didn’t make me want to die of second-hand embarassment.

I’m still a little weary of their safety, not because of any of the typical stupid anti-vax nonsense of microchips, autism, mind-control, etc., but because of the various circumstances surrounding its development. Namely, I’m worried that pressure from the Trump administration, combined with economic incentive to get…

True, but we’d be doubly skeptical if they had nothing but old white dudes up there, so I don’t really blame them for noting there was a Black woman heavily involved.

Loki is DB Cooper, solving a 50-year-old mystery.

It’s really too subjective to say, but if a really good sex scene exists, it’s going to be in romance which has set the form on how to write about sex thus reducing the inherent awkwardness.

Looks great even if I prefer dairy, but it’s a fitting tribute since he's vegan. Also, dang do I love Ben and Jerry's. Putting their big dick bank accounts to good use!

Yeah, watching other peoples’ failures get dunked on is the only thing that makes me feel better about my miserable excuse for a life and artistic failings, don’t take that away from me!

Non-dairy not only fits Kaep’s veganism but also works really well for the fact that many of us tend to have issues with lactose. I know I'll give it a try when it's available.

The chef looked at me and said something like ‘they are consuming me’.

A Christmas miracle (spectacle?)

That tweet failed to capture the whole bodega vibe. Bodegas are not like regular grocery stores. The selection is far...quirkier. Sodas from South America. Candy from Japan or Europe. It all depends on the owners and the neighborhood. 

There’s nothing wrong with defund the police. The idea that people asking not to have to pay motherfuckers to kill us is somehow offensive is ridiculous. And Clyburn can fuck off with his complaints about it. He’s part of the damn problem.

The problem is that the Don’t Rock the Boat Party really hates rocking the boat. They don’t see themselves as a party that stands for anything. Their mandate is just to say “we’re not the Republicans” and are happy to drift into power whenever the GOP base becomes lax in turning out to vote themselves. They know their…

I feel sorry for whatever underpaid and probably illegally-hired housekeeper these people employ, it’s a full time job just dusting the fake plants.  Those things collect dust like nobody’s business.

I did not notice the wacky stonework casserole going on until you said something.  Now I can’t unsee it.

I’ll say this much - so many McMansions look weirdly desolate inside, because how do you fill that much space? Like, there’ll typically be that one room with a handful of Rubbermaid containers, one lone armchair stuffed in a corner, and a folding table, or something like that. These people clearly don’t have that…

[cracking open a bottle of rude]

I didn’t know porcelain could be made in Dark Pepto Bismol Pink.

Dude pulled a Ron Swanson. He was like:

Shit, I was not actually prepared for that. I think it may be the fugliest interior design I’ve ever seen- and I frequent McMansion Hell. Even minus the mounds of ugly Christmas crap, you can still tell there’s a nightmare underneath. The fake flowers/plants alone.