Haha, I have a clothes chair and this is exactly what I use it for. I didn’t think it was a normal thing for people.

Years ago I recall Joss Whedon saying that Xander was really his voice in Buffy.  Given how much of a shitty person Xander was on the show, I think maybe we should have figured this all out sooner

Hey, I bought my ticket a long time ago at the cost of taking endless crap for daring to say Whedon wasn’t a genius. Seriously, there was a time that if you said Buffy wasn’t that great, you got mobbed as a blasphemer.

Just about the only interesting thing about the Snyder Cut stuff is that the cult of Snyder honestly isn’t so different from the cult of Whedon. As an artist, Whedon’s done plenty of bad stuff which he always makes excuses for (Halle Berry did a bad line reading, they fucked with my Alien script, yadayadayada) and…

Well, there ISN’T an America without white supremacy. Going way back to when the whites first came to the land that later became America, the whole point was to whitenize some shit. They just thought it was India. Without white supremacy, the entire WORLD would look different.

Mary and Luke were the main reasons to watch the show before, and they continue to be now.

It had everything: twists, pathos, overcomplicatedness, comic book style villainy, complete insanity. It was so her 

He’s speaking but its not anything near strong terms. He downplayed their presence as a small group. He asked them to stop. There was no talk about how violence will not be tolerated even though there has already been a shooting. Most of his speech was just platitudes about decency and honor. Kudos to him for looking…

There’s a joke in Israel, they are safe DESPITE the IDF. Mandatory military service doesn’t mean everyone is a bad ass solider. It just means you and all your awkward peers have to play solider for a bit.

The “serially cheating and gaslighting his wife for many many years” story was a pretty clear sign that Whedon is a massive turd of a person.

Apparently half the country is convinced the other half is coming for their stuff.

You’ve just got to start freezing produce (if you plan ahead in spring, plant squash or zucchini) and you can build a wall of boring freezer space that no child will paw through.

You also would have to avoid pets. My cats are the same way. They hear anything that could be food and they’re all over it. 

The trick is condoms.

Yep. They hear the crinkling of a bag and they come running

“The two biggest red flags someone has an alcohol problem is hiding the consumption from others, and relying on alcohol to get through the day,” Martha Duke, a spokeswoman for the sobriety support network Recovering Out Loud told Page Six

Coquito expert here; spent many years in PR and have tried a lot of different coquitos. Not only is coquito delicious, but the simpler the recipe, the better. Too many spices muck up the flavor; expensive dark rums muck up the flavor, as does coconut milk, eggs, etc. 2 cans coconut cream, 1 can sweetened condensed…

I was going to say the same. If you want a well-written sex scene, go to the experts. I don’t know that I’ve ever read a “literary” sex scene that didn’t make me want to die of second-hand embarassment.

It’s really too subjective to say, but if a really good sex scene exists, it’s going to be in romance which has set the form on how to write about sex thus reducing the inherent awkwardness.

Yeah, watching other peoples’ failures get dunked on is the only thing that makes me feel better about my miserable excuse for a life and artistic failings, don’t take that away from me!