This article is about self image. Not "what do men find hot!?"

Spoken like someone who doesn't use their library.

Inhale demon spirits?

I can't bring myself to finish reading this on the day Seamus Heaney died.

Anybody else a little bit offended by Dirt Bag snarking at Lena Dunham being body confident?

I'm a redhead, and I can do a smoldering Alice voice pretty well. So I have this fantasy that if I ever ran across Idris Elba in real life I'd just sidle on up to him, cool as a cucumber, and say, "But don't you remember me, John?" with a glint in my eye.

They have one. It's fedora shaped, and it sits on your head.

I'm not going to "say" that this guy is very "creepy," but it seems to "me" like he might be super "creepy"

Yea, f that. I ate two today. One for lunch and one for second lunch.

Classic film noir is my smoking porn nowadays. "You're doing it inside the house? Oh, that's filthy. Oh yeah, do it in a meeting. Do it at lunch! Do it! Wait, at the morgue? That's... pretty weird, actually. You can stop now."

The best commentary was from black twitter and black tumblr.

Look, Two and a half Men sucks. Like, sucks a lot. But Chuck Lorre created Grace Under Fire, and wrote for Roseanne. I don't love Mike and Molly or The Big Bang Theory, but I love Melissa McCarthy, Mayam Bialik, and Melissa Rauch, and I get to see them on shows he's responsible for. I wonder if he has two…

For the first time ever, non-Americans sigh in relief that the linked video isn't available in our location.

Fun fact for everyone: this is actually clogging. Clogs are when you have a loose heel that click against the floor and the top of the heel, whereas tap shoes have metal bottoms that only click you strike the floor. I only know this because I happened to know a few champion cloggers who would get pissed if people…

I don't have any particular investment in the phrase "I feel like." But I don't understand why male speech patterns which (according to this article and every article like it published sin the 1970s) involve less qualifying language should be considered default normal. Of course, that "I don't understand" is itself…

I feel like I should stop reading Jezebel because I've been getting anger headaches.

I just really need people to quit it with this "Alpha" and "Beta" shit. THIS IS A DUMB WAY TO CATEGORIZE PEOPLE. IT'S MEANINGLESS.

The Annoying Orange also came out this week, saying it has identified as an apple since harvest and will begin transition in September by taking Monsanto chemicals.