He looks just like their dad, actually, right down to the teeth.

Hey, well, I read that line three times before my brain stopped seeing "a really cute black boob job," so you're one up on me.

Oh, that's disappointing. I've always been in two minds about CT's comedy— some of it is very clever, but I've never been a huge fan (like that new show she's in, Big School— a few shining moments but mostly it falls flat). Cheers for the link, though.

Holy shit! Is that gif from Much Ado About Nothing? Does that mean that it's on film somewhere?

Really Andre Braugher? Approximately 100 years on tv and you don't have a tux that fits?

Took the words right out of my mouth.

I gotta say, that sounds properly dirty.

Jesus Christ, fuck this guy so hard with a splintery broomstick. My husband, good man that he is, works for the US government solely because he believes in helping people. His job is to direct emergency management procedures in the case of disaster (eg Hurricane Sandy, the Boston marathon bombings, etc). Because his…

Lol. Now I'm having a case of the uninvited mental images.

FUCK. Nothing bad can happen to Red Lobster because that's the only place my dad will consent to go for dinner since the local-to-him catfish/soul food place closed down. And plus I like their deep fried calorie bomb thing with clams and shrimp and fish and stuff. No shame.

Yep, my parents were older,too— 43 and 50 when I was born (my younger brother and I were the 'second family' after our much older three siblings) and they were definitely worn out before they even started with us. I was a natural rule follower as a child, and all their bullshit accomplished was to teach me how to be…

Indeed— like, a butt plug with a tentacle looking 'handle.' Not my cup of tea (er, tentacle), but whatever floats your underwater scifi nightmare, eh?

I'm looking now (because even though I should still be working, it's 7pm on a Friday and I'm two glasses of Primativo in). There are ones that make it look like you have a tentacle climbing out of your bottom. That is amazing.

The fact that you can buy butt plugs on Etsy is entirely new information to me. Golly.

Yes, this. And speaking as a parent of preteens (fuck, man, how did THAT happen?) and an adult child of parents who executed punishments in an over the top and (slut-shaming, chauvinist, fill in the blank) reactionary manner, the execution is very likely to effectively undermine any lessons learned from the…

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I'm happy to celebrate any adult that returns to school for their HS diploma/GED. It has to be a humbling experience.

Hmm. Finally an explanation for this video?

Golly, I do love that Paul Foot chap.

This model looks alarmingly too young for this outfit.