Haha, if that were the case, the scene at the dollar theatre would have made some actual sense. ;)

Wesley Snipes movies— like, all of them. He was pretty good in bed, though, so I felt like it was worth it at the time. The relationship actually and for reals ended because I wouldn't stop making fun of Murder at 1600 when we went to see it at the dollar theatre.

Well, today was a good day after all.

Yes, thank you. Paula Deen shamelessly ripped off that recipe in the first place, don't stop eating it on her account.

Haha, well, it's not really my land, either— I'm a 'Merkun that's been living here long enough that I no longer notice when I appropriate something from my host culture. :) Use with impunity, I say. :)

YOU GUYS. Do you have the Danny Trejo Old El Paso commercials in the US, or is that just for the UK market? Because they are the best thing.

This is the most important sentence in the entire piece. I am calling my GP in the MORNING to get a referral. FUCKING A, NHS. The Tories haven't ruined you yet.

Ditto me. One is thrilled to suddenly find oneself a posho.

That picture of Hugh Jackman scootering with his little doggy is the best thing about the internet today.

I cannot recommend this enough. You are 1000% correct in your assessment.

Our third baby was a massive failure of birth control (specifically, IUD—- loooong story not really relevant here), and Mr Droid had a vasectomy when I was about 6 months pregnant. I got to watch the procedure being done, which was really cool. His recovery didn't go very smoothly, but it was 100% his own fault—…

I couldn't read beyond that line. For fuck's sake.

I am useless when it comes to anything crafty, but grilled beets are delicious. I usually par-cook them a bit, then slice into thick slabs, brush with oil and grill to finish so they don't dry out.

Writing letters of rec is just part of the job for professors, really— they don't mind at all. What you want to do, though, is to make it as easy as possible for them to do so. Send an email, attach a short CV, and (especially good if you're asking after a few years)remind them of your accomplishments, what you did…

Lol, my 10 year old saw the George Michael headline scrolling on my phone yesterday, and he was all, "the kid from Arrested Development was in a car accident?" Proud parenting moment there, I tell you what.

I am so ordering it right now, I can't believe I haven't seen it before.

I think it all depends on whether you have Netflix in the country where you are. I know it's going to be available on Netflix UK, but that only helps you if you live here, obvs.

Um, isn't Bieber Canadian?

OMG you guys, do you remember the time that Clarissa used a computer to write a poem and then it won a prize and she was all angsty about thinking it was plagiarism? Best episode ever. I loved this show so much.

I was scrolling down to say pretty much this. Wouldn't it be AWESOME if Jezebel, a feminist-leaning, woman-centric webspace, was able to report and discuss science issues accurately and with intelligence, instead of this drivel? Because women understand science and like to discuss issues that are relevant to them in…