Beauty Thread.

Spring being just around the corner (I’m in the South) makes me project crazy around the house. Yesterday I painted the porch ceiling, tomorrow I’m painting the front door and the porch swing my husband finally hung. And I’ve got big plans for some furniture moving/accesorizing indoors. What about you, Jezzies?…

Thank you to whoever posted their amazing tip in the comments on the pillow article. YOU GUYS MY FEATHER PILLOWS ARE SO FRESH AND FLUFFY!

This afternoon I met two girlfriends for a brunch that ended up lasting for about four hours, and I feel so refreshed. One of them ‘came out’ to me about having had an abortion a few years ago and it was SO nice to bond over our mutual experience and discuss how it needs to be normalized. She told me I’m the only…

I think I convinced myself I was miserable in 2016 because of how shitty it was in general but 2017 has brought me some clarity on how miserable my job has been making me. I’ve worked for the same company for 10 years and the chances of me leaving and finding a job paying as much at another company is basically 0, but…

PET THREAD. Have my bestie petting my other bestie after two years apart.

I’m making sliders and sweet potato fries.

I am grey and may forever well be, but I am going to make this post anyway, because my beloved (and i do mean beloved) grandmother died friday morning at the age of 94 and i am packing to go to her hometown to her services.... i was her POA and lots of other stuff blah blah blah but in the aftermath of her dying, a…

Okay Jezzies, hard-working and brilliant women, I would love some advice. I work in the field of Biology and have a graduate degree. My coworker / friend and I competed for a promotion. He got the job, even though I have a more relevant degree. That’s okay, because he worked his ass off, worked his fingers to the bone…

Is anyone else pregnant and using the Glow app? I used it when I was trying to conceive and now I am using it to track my pregnancy, mostly just so I know where I am, in terms of weeks. There is also like a community forum feature that I use a lot to post questions and interact with other pregnant women. The thing is,…

Maybe someone can hack the Drones to make them spell out:

Can someone please, please help a chick out? I have tried everything I can think of short of hair spray, because I hate hair spray, and I always wind up with a frizz halo. I have curly hair, but a bunch of it broke off while I was undergoing some chemo to fix my osteoporosis.

I have a lot of hair so it’s not that…

It’s my grandfathers 95th birthday tomorrow and my yearly delight of watching my grandparents bicker in two different languages will soon be hilariously upon me.

I smoke weed everyday and am probably an alcoholic, but I am well-informed about politics and celebrity gossip. The point is, we’re all going to die in a mushroom cloud.

See, if she had real island vibes she’d have been too relaxed to be bothered by the corrections. That’s how you can tell she’s got the similar, but lesser-known, isthmus vibes.

I am, thanks <3 I was feeling physically sick with anxiety this time last week because she is the very soul of spite and I was frightened that she’d come for me in some underhanded way but I haven’t heard another peep from her and am feeling a lot more settled. If she keeps her promise to never contact me again, I’ll…

I’m on a low buy too but entertain myself by seeing and listening to everyone else’s beauty updates. Thanks for the thread :)

I have a cat who only drinks out of the running faucet. I mean, I’m sure he’ll drink out of a bowl if he MUST, but we have to keep it in the sink because otherwise he gets it all over the floor. Every time someone heads near a bathroom, who runs ahead of the them, jumps on the sink, and then sits and waits for you to…

So on Tuesday, I was home alone when some guys decided to use my house as a shield to have a drive-by and the people they were shooting at shot back. One of the shots (at least) hit my house and went through my bedroom wall and into my husband’s dresser. It was 4:30 in the fucking afternoon. I saw half of the…

CRAFT THREAD: