From the WTF? desk:

I got all excited to hear about Bieber getting hit with a golf cart.

did you hear that one about how once upon a time Ed Sheeran got drunk and hit Justin Bieber in the face with a golf cart?

When I confronted my now-ex about the affair he was having, his response was “Well, I told you you shouldn’t be with me.” (He’d started having weird crying jags, which I guess was the stress of his double life?) Anyway, fuck cheating cheaters and their bullshit.

thats perfect. Jen gets the family she “always wanted” and Angie gets to up her cool quotient by going lesbian again. I would fucking love to see Angie go back to her dangerous, goth, FU days. You know that part of her still exists and wants to come out to play, if just for a little bit.

I’m glad he’s gotten over the fact that he cheated on his wife. With their nanny. That’s just how it goes sometimes? Who can predict these things? Life is a journey.

Gabe Delahaye, had this to say about the shitty Zach Braff movie, The Last Kiss, co-starred everyone’s favorite Oscar winning creep, Casey Affleck

Brad sits in his living room, signing the divorce papers from Angelina, devastated. Fade to Black.

Oh believe me. I was piiiiiiissed. Like, couldn’t? really? We’re both post-college adults. You can do whatever you want also YOU CHEATED.

I’m sure she’s just stringing him along to rub it in Angelina’s greasy, sallow face. That’s what I did with my ex: prove you’re the one they prefer at their core. And then leave both of them miserable.

When my ex went through a bitter break up he called me and tearfully said that he felt like he was living in The Truman Show and that he was Jim Carey and I was the cute brunette girl he always wanted to be with but couldn’t.

Gabe Delahaye, formerly of one of my favorite sites Videogum, had this to say about the shitty Zach Braff movie, The Last Kiss, co-starred everyone’s favorite Oscar winning creep, Casey Affleck:

I hate the Post, but will remember this front page as long as I live, for its humor and its tastelessness.

If this were a movie the twist would be that Jen and Angelina now get together.

“I just think that life is really complex, and it just works its way, and it’s impossible to unravel all that time; it’s impossible to think about that,” he says.

Former model here. Maida and Ramy are sick fucks. Their thing is to call hundreds of girls they have no intention of ever booking to a casting all at the same time and have them wait from 4-8 hours to be seen. They take their books when they arrive (agency portfolios - cost a bunch of money and are hard to replace) so…

It’s not a big deal. They check in on them from time to time

Is that what Facebook has become now? I just pictured it as a political hatefest. Glad I deleted that shit months ago.

Oh and also, after posting something nice and positive, can I just say that I. Can’t. Even. with the network marketing/pyramid scheme boom that’s happening on my news feed right now? If I see one more post about magical, magical gut health littered with emojis and thinspiration I’m throwing my computer off the roof.