The part about him skipping a GOP primary debate should be at the top. He does this to get attention. He skipped the debate, sort of — he counter-programmed a campaign rally which he said would be a fundraiser for veterans, but only gave money to veterans months later once snoopy reporters (FAKE NEWS!) began asking if…

It’s eye-opening and demoralizing to find that women think these nasty pulsing repellent fleshy aliens look like penises.

I just want to say I love my CX-5. I got it the first model year (2013 year, bought in 2012) and have had pretty much no problems with it. My only complaint was that I couldn’t get the only two things I wanted together: 6-speed manual and bluetooth audio.  (I got the manual transmission, as it was the tougher of the…

I was confused by this at first too.  I have a CX-5 and was reading this to see what had been updated, and it seemed to be describing my car. 

Though Callaway’s lawyers do not expect criminal charges, Bozarjian has filed a police report and is leaving Callaway’s fate to them.

You might have missed the point.  “Ash” was obviously a tough question if you don’t know Pokemon, but for the rest they gave easy alternate clues that kind of negated the need for Pokemon knowledge.  

It’s probably a story among racists to justify their racist language.  “Well, the Colonel did it, and we all know we fuckin love the Colonel’s chicken, right?” 

Instead, the lawsuit blames Laundry Service for recording the audio.

“I currently sit here hoping that I’ll be able to continue auditioning for commercials without any taint.”

Why two full, one half-empty, for both Tic-Tacs and concealer? He’s the weirdest fucking guy.  

Trayvon would only have an SYG if GZ had hit him first.

He declined Stand-your-ground before the trial; it would have meant an appearance before a judge who would rule on whether it applied. If the judge ruled that it did not, then GZ would be truly f’d. So he, via his lawyer, decided that not having two possible chances to rule against him was better than one and so he…

George Zimmerman did not use a “stand your ground” defense in court, dipshit. He used self-defense.

No, that’s not really true. Self defense is a claim you make at trial, as an explanation for the use of deadly force (it’s not always valid). This case was initially ruled “stand your ground” — which extends castle doctrine protections outside the home — and cops ended the investigation. Once there was enough public…

“[The] complaint alleges that in March 2012, the Sanford Police Department thoroughly investigated the shooting of Trayvon Martin and closed the case as self-defense.”

I can’t be bothered to care about Melania, but at the same time I’m not a fan of all the slut-shaming going on about naked pictures taken years ago when she was a young model.

She didn’t sell her soul for “idiot president rich guy,” she sold it for “idiot famewhoring rich guy.”

Musk is probably going to redesign the trucker’s hat too, because no one who likes trucker’s hats will be buying Musk’s truck. 

If you had to bet, was the dad or son the jackhole in the yellow car with the awful pass attempt?

OK but here’s something way more important: when asked a question don’t reply “y” because it could mean “Yes” or “Why?” and those are vastly different.