What I find amazing about this episode is that he didn’t gather the media to show them an old map, he told them “I have an update on the hurricane”. Then he showed his week-old map. He didn’t even have the energy to show a couple of newer maps to give cover to the idea that he actually wanted to give an update on the…

Reporting above messed up just a little — you posted the image of the 11 PM map and called it 11 AM.  I mean, still no circle, but facts is facts. 

I’m not sure why you would think that. It’s totally plausible that when the home office moved buildings, the finance team.. I don’t know, couldn’t get into Quickbooks for two weeks? Because they, um, forgot the password to the online site? Or something?

First time at Deadspin? Welcome.

“in the chase for his 20th Grand Slam title” — Federer has 20, he’s looking for 21.

A joke that works until you say it out loud has issues.

It's also gotta be funny, dude.

$8k seems like a steal for a car with that pristine interior. 

I’d pay to watch Logan Paul fight Jon Jones. 

All the responses to this comment should be revisited now that the airline has confirmed (in update to original post) it was an “emotional support animal”.

Right, I generally agree with you. I think this is a good thing for him (and wrote that in my first version of the above comment) and I appreciated the bulk of his post, but when he tries to turn it into a lesson for everyone, he loses me. Let people do that for themselves, find themselves in his experience. Don’t…

So OK, the Beebs is getting some good results from talk therapy. But he doesn’t seem to realize that his experience is his alone, and he doesn’t need to turn it into a “YOU CAN DO IT! KEEP FIGHTING!” generalized inspirational moment when pretty much no one reading this has had anything close to the life experience…

“His eyesight also quickly deteriorated and he has now been left with no job and no social life as a result, his mother says.”

Don’t feed the trolls. 

You seem to post lots of comments on these sites simply to be an asshole. There have to be better ways to spend a Labor Day. 

That step around the goalie was pure Marshawn Lynch. Nicely done.

Lawyers love their 1-L jokes. You’re right, if I were a lawyer I’d want the specific charges in the headline. But if a person kills someone with a carrot, laypeople think the key story is that they killed someone with a carrot, not whether they were charged with murder or manslaughter. To me the narrative is what’s…

You really woke up on the wrong side of the bed today, didn’t you.

Yeah, neither does Muhammad Ali or Kareem Abdul Jabbar. And Cary Grant shouldn’t be called Cary, or Marilyn Monroe Marilyn.

Trump also calls Barron “that guy who follows me out of the helicopter, I think he may be a valet.”