Then you’ll like this .

This fake-ass expression..

Yeah, totally.  Seems like an easy cleanup.  “We’re sorry, our barista didn’t hear your name clearly, here’s a couple free lattes.” 

Seems like a misleading headline calling out misleading reporting. “Child porn charges” evokes something very specific. This sounds like a heinous revenge porn event, involving imagery (taken by someone else) when Washington was probably 15 or 16 himself. (Possession of child porn may indeed be what Washington is…

I actually agree with this. Pretty much everyone I know with an unusual name — and some without — has had an absurd misspelling from Starbucks at least once. Twelve percent of Americans don’t recognize the name “Mike Pence” according to a recent poll. We’re assuming that a Starbucks barista knows enough about ISIS,…

He’s gonna ask Tucker Carlson for recommendations. 

If I were the professor I’d order a “U MAD BRO?” t-shirt, wear it everywhere and go on with my life. 

Shit that’s funny.

Clinton was a relatively young, relatively cool guy at the time.  No way this woman bangs Trump. 

Well, this is obviously fake news.  Trump would never say anything so insensitive about one of his own kids he never mentions.  And it’s not like appearances matter to a guy who hires people for important, technical government posts based on how they look in a suit and tie on Fox News. 

I remember a documentary many years ago about the Judas Priest court case, in which a family sued the band for influencing, through its music, their teenaged son to attempt suicide and disable himself for life in the process. As a parent I now understand better their anguish and pain, but the documentarians also…

One thing we know with reasonable certainty is that Barron is saddled with an emotionally stunted dad with narcissistic personality disorder. That alone will fuck a kid up.

To anyone with even a passing familiarity with decent Mexican food, the whole reason to go to Taco Bell is to spend ten minutes poring over the menu going “What in God’s name is all this crap?”   They should either pare down their menu to actual Mexican food, or leave it as insanely cluttered as it is. 

I think EVERYONE wants to know what she leaked. 

And you also know that that person must acknowledge that they were indeed the farter, and give thanks to the president for being so kind as to retain such a farter in his cabinet.

And an orange orange. 

Alan Colmes was what some people seem to be thinking Cavuto is.  Cavuto is not that. 

OK so.. have there been double-blind studies confirming the beneficial properties of 50-state CBD (derived from hemp) vs the products in marijuana-legal states that use CBD derived from cannabis, and whether the latter may be more effective because of trace amounts of THC or other difference between the base…

OK so.. have there been double-blind studies confirming the beneficial properties of 50-state CBD (derived from…

It would not be like Trump to mess with his clearly superior bloodline by introducing a stranger's genes but in the event that they were failing to procreate and Melania was adamant about having a kid or else, it is totally like Trump to get a sperm or egg donor who was like 6' 10.

“Even the most uncoordinated of Deadspin staffers could likely hit free throws at a 50 percent clip.”