if his daddy gave him $400 million. 

but that might incite people to point, laugh and give thumbs-up

“At least he died doing what he loved” his family really wanted to say but just couldn’t. 

There’s gotta be a word for the feeling when you’re a posse member and your ringleader decides to take the posse to Charlotte instead of New York City. 

I was curious about it a few months ago and started poring over their website for an explanation of how exactly it is good for you, and came up empty. It reminded me of this Garlique Gum that Larry King used to pitch, that made two claims: “For centuries people have sworn by the healing benefits of garlic” and…

Now, to be fair, the omnipotent being only has a white son because he fucked a human lady with his ectoplasmic dick, and that son was brown like her but faded over time. So that part holds up, unlike the butter coffee shit.

ha!

As the images others just posted demonstrate, the answer is yes, but they’ll never see the field because players hate how dumb they look.  Really. 

DevilsAdvocate.com

His droopy eyes remind me of a sweet old doggy. The rest of his face is truly a cartoon. 

Funny but unfair -- pretty much everyone in Hollywood these days has an unnaturally fake-looking set of choppers. 

There is also a rumor going around that Melania is actually a mother. 

I mean, it’s never bad to have a 401k. But yes, if there’s no employee match and the employee hasn’t maxed out their own Roth, it’s probably of zero actual benefit to them, although in giving that person an easy path to retirement savings it might actually be a pretty good thing.

And does not firing anyone make one a good boss? 

I mainly think of Dave Portnoy as “The asshole who would write something like this about himself.”

Can we just contrast both of them with this douche? https://variety.com/2019/digital/news/barstool-sports-threatens-to-fire-employees-union-organization-1203300790/

You know how you can tell the MLS sucks? A head coach gets fired for tabloid-level behavior and the headline is “MLS Coach Fired..” rather than “Mike Petke Fired”. 

Right, but this was in response to ‘branding’ which I see as his groovy character but largely his physical appearance across all sorts of media, which is pretty darn white. In reality he probably had dark skin. (Has the census not changed to ‘Caucasian’?  Or is Caucasian now out of vogue?)

If you like getting punched by Chris Cuomo. 

Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.