Kolašinac is badass. That is exactly how I would not react to getting attacked by knife-wielding thugs, except perhaps in a game where I’m a character fighting scores of knife-wielding thugs.

‘For their part, Angry Orchard promises that “everyone on our team, from cidermakers to security” will receive “additional training in the areas of security awareness and unconscious bias to prevent something like this from happening in the future.”’

“Homonym typos” are sometimes just called misspellings. 

I used to think people paid top-dollar for fancy hotels because everything was included. How naive.  The cheapest motels give you a parking spot for free, often right by your room!  So of course the W will.. wait, how much? 

I know some guy who mentioned to a coworker that he owed medical bills in another state.  The coworker, who moonlighted as a debt collector, then bought that debt for pennies and hounded the guy at work for the money until he finally had to quit.  

I don’t know much about the esports world — is this how people intend to make big money in esports, trading in somewhat artificial scarcity of slots in established leagues? $30 mil for what seems like a franchise in a business with very low startup costs seems like a lot.

I always heard the best time to look for a job is while you already have one.  I guess NBA players read the same book.

lol.. yeah all a guy wants to do is mock someone’s odd name punctuation (which may have been an ESPN rush-release typo) while making the kids’ breakfast, it doesn’t always work out well

No I’m pretty sure they want the SRO seatholders to stay in the upper deck with the other rabble, watching from the stairwells. No way they want the cheapskates milling around the cushy seats hoping for an empty one.

I’ve actually done this several time at Warriors games. It’s silly to edit the image, must easier to edit the PDF itself and just change the text of the seat numbers.  I’d print several and go to the arena and see which were still available.  But mostly I’d just use the premium level “tickets” to get access to the…

u mad bro? 

Makes you wonder what facility they diverted him from.  Helping Hands Urgentcare? 

“Early Saturday morning, neurosurgeon Mary IH Cobb told Dadashev’s manager... that the boxer had suffered a brain bleed on his right side...”

Funny, an old story that seems so relevant today.  But it got zero comments when originally written?  Or were they reset? 

He looks familiar.  Did I work with him once? 

Saying Trump is a racist is now as factual and descriptive as saying he has at least five kids or wears ties that are too long. No one should get suspended for saying on the job that water is wet.

I agree, but at least I like her approach better than that of most Republican members of Congress, which instead of “Racist guy loses argument for us” has been “Sure, maybe racist, but she’s anti-Israel!”

That must feel so incredibly weird to walk around with one arm after a lifetime of swinging two.  

Isn’t that kind of the point though? If they’re in two rows you can remember if the button you want is on the left or right, effectively cutting your search in half. All in one line, not so much.

“I didn’t agree with it. It was quite a chant” is what a chickenshit racist douchebag who wants everything both ways says.