A woman manning the American Airlines kiosk once asked me for my confirmation code and when I said I didn’t know it she said “It’s only six digits.  Not that tough to remember.”  Fuck her and the whole airline for those two sentences alone. 

Is the third-party buyer that guy next to Storey in the photo? 

And if you’ve ever had your horn swaggled, you know how painful that can be. 

Armando.  Andres was a 1st baseman. 

This led me to watch some youtube highlights of Whitaker, particularly because I thought Floyd Jr was considered the best defensive fighter.  Just, wow. 

I like everyone trying out one-liners that couldn’t possibly be funnier than the video. 

Bone Collector is awesome. What struck me most about the appearances of his I’ve seen in streetball vids is how someone can move that fast while that completely stoned.  Maybe that’s part of his success, you can’t read his eyes because they’re basically not visible. 

Three is exactly not one half of 23.

This person in their 50s can’t even learn where on Twitter you click to see the comments vs. adding one.

I have an Anker Roav dashcam that was plugged here or on Deadspin two years ago. Works great but lacks a key feature that you’ll want -- an easy mechanism for locking the current video.  Like, you see an accident or a crazy airplane flying low overhead, you want to press a button to mark that video as “locked” so you…

The problem was not with specific seat assignments, it was with parents thinking they could seat a lap child in a seat without telling anyone. There is little to no chance the gate agent ignored all procedural rules and told the dad that sure, the lap child could have that seat.  The dad may have asked the agent about…

But this isn’t how flying works, at all.  Two days before the show your date also can’t call the venue and say she can’t make the show, and could she pay a $75 change fee to see the band on a different night. 

a company that, in the past, has made headlines for being shitty about ... letting babies sit in car seats,

How did an angry, drunken comment with no stars by a user with three random followers (strangely, all women whose names start with a K) get out of the greys?

I’ve missed sarcasm before too. 

Forget “one-time ‘Swinger’”, Favreau will always be Rudy’s fat buddy to me. 

I think all of the three cars I’ve owned had a label on or near the cap saying “Don’t open when hot”.  Depends on whether the layperson can read. 

I went to a bullfight in Spain several years ago.  It was as bad as you might expect. There’s a pervading sense of nausea in the arena -- not sure if it’s the death or the smell or the heat but it doesn’t feel good.  One bull was white with black spots and the crowd mocked the animal, who was about to be killed for…

highlighting the fact that President Obama wasn’t so great on immigration issues either.

Don’t try to get in my way when I’m bitching about younguns.