I went there to teach English. I was mainly curious. I wanted to see it with my own eyes. I deeply wish I hadn’t gone. There are things you can’t un-remember. I frequently have bad dreams that I’m being pursued by North Korean spies who are trying to find me for spilling the beans on the internet.

I got booked off work for a few days because I had a mental breakdown after Trump got elected. And I live in the UK.