Okay..not to sound like a hater (and I realize that automatically makes everything I'm about to say sound like I'm hating), but really? She's the most famous twerker on Vine? Get your shit together, collective people on Vine. She's not even all that good.

WHITE PEOPLE HAVE BABY HAIRS TOO, KARA! WHY AREN'T YOU ALSO INCLUDING WHITE PEOPLE IN THIS CONVERSATION ABOUT THE FASHION INDUSTRY'S APPROPRIATION OF AFRICAN AMERICAN HAIR? WHITE PEOPLE NEED A VOICE! YOUR BEING REVIRSE RACIST!

I HATE GODDAMN PRETZEL SALAD!