Maybe they couldn’t fit a proper title, and they are not allowed to just put, “Happy Birthday, Bitch!” as I would to one of my friends?

This challenge to prove her background comes from an alleged billionaire who won’t show us his income tax forms.

It’s also possible he may have had a trust or many trusts. A lot of rich people use trusts when doing their estate planning because trust documents never become public like a will.

If you miss Kara, I cannot recommend the podcast “Keep It!” enough. She’s one of the co-hosts, and it’s excellent, and Kara even issued a Shade Court ruling in an episode.

“La La Land” era Demi Lovato is unparalleled. But it’s wild how her skin color is just...completely different now thanks to all the tanner:

I’ll never not miss Kara when it comes to these - we need a Shade Court ruling on that Page Six Tiffany Trump bit! I think shaaaaaaade.

My dogs have 850 square feet of air conditioned luxury complete with a king size bed, flat screen TVs, modern appliances, and a spacious yard. They let me live here too, so it’s pretty cool. 

I long for a lawsuit against these dingdongs where a domestic violence or robbery call doesn’t get responded to in time because law enforcement had to deal with black people existing somewhere.

This is ... what ... about the 100th case since Trump took office where the police are called to investigate an African American doing something completely legal and damn right normal.

People do not understand the purpose of 911. It’s not to use an ambulance as a cab, and it’s not to hassle people who haven’t actually done anything suspicious or wrong.

God help all the black kids playing Pokemon Go in that neighborhood

Yes. This is my district, Bynum is my elected representative. I have a lot of neighbors who are selling their houses to move further out of the metro area, claiming “the neighborhood is changing.” Yes, Nancy, POC are legally allowed to live wherever they want now, in stark contrast to Oregon’s history. Get the fuck…

Oregon really is the Pennsyltucky of the west.

These people who keep abusing 911 and the police to intimidate people of color need to face legal repercussions. It doesn’t need to be a monetary fine. These people are accustomed to throwing money at problems to make them go away. These panicked white people need to be legitimately inconvenienced. A first offense…

There is no stand upon which Ted cannot grand, especially when it’s somebody else’s business. This is so when he next runs for President, he can point out that he tweeted “don’t vote for a Nazi,” which is, like, the least he could do.

He ran unopposed in the Republican primary. His racism wasn’t a secret.

The GOP is just mad that he is open and honest about their intentions.

Yeah, somehow I’m not okay with her hitting him, though he’s almost certainly an asshole, but I am okay with that dude punching a nazi in the face a while back. So conflicted!

“I hear that stripper is one bad mother –”