Aw,you’re sweet to say that. Thank you. I’m just happy to have an audience for my Dad-jokes.

Was the wall (which will be built) argument always a drug thing? Or is that new? I thought it was about illegal aliens taking jobs?

You can cheer up by watching the Leftovers which now works as an allegory of having to live under Trump after losing Obama

To be fair, just because he’s not talking about it publicly, doesn’t mean he’s sitting on his hands, nor do his comments suggest he isn’t helping the resistance. The resistance is well known for being comprised of many newcomers to politics. Seems to me his plan sounds very much apart of resisting. He’s also had an…

This is going to sound stupid, but that’s not his job. And it’s not his shtick, either. You will likely never see a past president actively work against the policies of the current president.

How am I not already following you? :D Basically every one of your posts are gold! *wipes tear from laughing so hard*

Well...because it’s only been three months, and his reward for being shat on by the Republican party for eight years was America electing a barely functioning, senile jackass to replace him and undo literally every good thing Obama accomplished. I think he deserves a little time off from America’s nonsense.

He’ll be back soon, he just stepped out to buy some cigarettes... 3 months ago : (

wait so you’re mad at young people moving to liberal cities where there are jobs, activities, people, art, and human decency?

TOO SOON

Trump’s response will essentially be this:

My mom started crying when he came on CNN. Having Obama back and yet not, plus The Handmaid’s Tale dropping? This is gonna be a brutal week.

New life, who dis?

i was drunk on saturday and some girl was complaining that she was gonna die alone and that her ovaries are dying (she’s 24, i am almost 31) and i yelled “ONE, don’t come at an older woman and worry about not being able to produce children and TWO the president you voted for is gonna get us all fuckin nuked by tuesday…

Do you mind if I leave this link here: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obamas-barrage-of-complete-sentences-seen-as-brutal-attack-on-trump

My parents would constantly bitch about how Obama, “is such a snob/talks down to normal Americans.” Apparently having an adult’s vocabulary/being able to form complete sentences = HE THINKS HE’S BETTER THAN US NORMAL FOLKS. Ironically, they now gripe about how inarticulate Trump is.

I MISS HIM SO MUCH IT LITERALLY HURTS.

We’ve gone from an educated, humorous, sincere and proper president to this: