Why don't we just send a husband/wife team up there and get it over with? lol Or follow the Russians and send up 4 chicks and a dude. Either way it'll make for interesting "science"

Wombat-Mart?

I'd hate to be the second person to sleep in one of these, ewwww

It'd be interesting watching them fabricate the chocolate block. Laying out the geometric patterns

Wolfram Alpha gave me some smarmy, unctuous response

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

What else do you see that smells like fireworks?

Yeah

You beat me to it, I came here to post this lol

I'm just gonna leave this right here

If it's simulated, how do we really know? Was it in a vacuum? With pressure on the other side? Maybe that would give it the strength it needs to withstand the impact? That being said, if we've got a lot of these 7.5mm aluminum bullets flying around in space, how did they get there?

Which is it? iPad? Like the end of the first paragraph? Or iPod? Like the rest of the article?

The Earth will be fine. We are making the Earth inhabitable, so the residents will wither away. The Earth will be here long after my head is frozen and thawed in 1000 years

Yo yo yiggity yo

I've never liked saying something happens in seconds. Doesn't everything? I'm only 1,194,517,000 seconds old, man my life has flown by in seconds!

I'll just leave this here

Now what kind of government spending decision is that? Actually save something for the next time you need it? Come on, think like the US gov't. Pay big for it now, give it away cuz we don't have a garage, and then pay more for the slightly upgraded version in 3 years when you need to go play with your toys in the…

It's pretty impressive that little bridge held on as long as it did. I remember the first time I saw that video in middle school. Who knew concrete was flexible lol

Hey, Tetris was the reason my dad got me the rechargeable battery pack for my GameBoy. What a brick, lol. It's charging point was the end table right next to my dads recliner.

I'd hate to see the amount of solution you'll need to clean these on a daily basis. Guess it would depend on the man