Oh man, I’m internet famous guys!

Awww did i rustle your jimmies?

ew elitism wtf

This one’s favorite:

Okay, I didn’t make this, so it isn’t eligible for submission, but I thought it might help punctuate the competitive overtone here.

Linus is pissed.

What a performance!

He was just...

Unless you’re a fucking asshole and that would make sense.

So why’d you click on the link?

Good god..what was with that insufferable screaming woman? Every announcement or pause got that crazed screaming that literally got me stop concentrating on the presentation itself.

But it’s more fun to endlessly bring the weight down over their heads.

You missed it.

40% smaller? But that removes the benefit of the original in that you can easily use it to kill someone if they break into your house.

All the sites have done great reporting. The investigative reporters at Deadspin who reported on Greg Hardy and Kevin Johnson, for example, are an inspiration to our news team. Jezebel has been doing some great politics coverage. Gawker got people talking about the allegations against Bill Cosby before that became a…

I’m crossing my fingers that the new owners understand what you guys do and let you be. You’re easily the most consistently good writers on the Gawker platform, and my guess is that ad-revenues reflect that. Also, you do actual journalism, unlike most Gawker sites, which is a huge deal. I may not support Gawker in…

Looking forward to the Overwatch release. Gonna practice and really get the game down, then jump right in the action with my favorite character. See you on Playstation!

My nephew tried this, but apparently a hero who controls butts is not within the scope of their “artistic design”.

I can play that game too.

Someone feeling lonely that they had to share how much America is special in a Canadian article. *pats on head*