Or do your own thing, I’m not a cop.

So if I mount an engine on the Moon...

Oh man, I’m internet famous guys!

Awww did i rustle your jimmies?

ew elitism wtf

This one’s favorite:

Okay, I didn’t make this, so it isn’t eligible for submission, but I thought it might help punctuate the competitive overtone here.

Linus is pissed.

What a performance!

Now give me a fire ax and I’ll show you how much damage can be done.

He was just...

Unless you’re a fucking asshole and that would make sense.

So why’d you click on the link?

Good god..what was with that insufferable screaming woman? Every announcement or pause got that crazed screaming that literally got me stop concentrating on the presentation itself.

But it’s more fun to endlessly bring the weight down over their heads.

You missed it.

40% smaller? But that removes the benefit of the original in that you can easily use it to kill someone if they break into your house.

I’m crossing my fingers that the new owners understand what you guys do and let you be. You’re easily the most consistently good writers on the Gawker platform, and my guess is that ad-revenues reflect that. Also, you do actual journalism, unlike most Gawker sites, which is a huge deal. I may not support Gawker in…

Well Im safe