TLdr Speeding car got pulled over

‘You’ can shit and byob

I see my comment is greyed,  even to my eyes, to prevent me from upsetting myself

I’m a real car guy and drove a 78 Plymouth Horizon for a few months back in the mid 80s. Still have nightmares

He/she?? Your are assuming he doesn’t use amother pronoun to self-describe? That’s sexist smh

That’s up for debate

Another day, another bumhurt team Billary whine about Trump. I love the sweet saltiness 

This defo triggered the frozen snowflakes and sjdubs

Let it go, let it go-ohhhh

Nickelback wasn’t available?

wut tha hey!

“Timing “china” instead of timing CHAIN”

Crizzle pizzle fo rizzle

Filed under ‘You know you have too much money when.’

AKA ‘Crisis actors’

They should have called this car the McLaren A Vent - A Door* because of teh window doors that look like ventilation ports.

Is the tree OK?

He has 179 mph ball speed on his drives. Swinging with the pure power of Tiger olde

I’m a very good golf ball player and 135 IQ, ladies

God bless Woody Allen. I hope he has 20 more movies in him