Ugh f'ck them and their healthy diets. Plenty of women get breast cancer on a healthy diet and kale smoothies. Stop with the ridiculousness and find the actual cause so the disease can be killed before it begins.

Bravo, I say. I am a simple man who can only speak for myself but when I catch nary a glimpse of a bra strap, I fly into an unquenchable fuck frenzy that can only be abated with the help of a spray bottle and stern reprimands. The more a young trollop can do to avoid such ribald spectacle, the better.