There is a shockingly large body of people who have no idea what the words “meat” or “vegetarian” mean. Some examples from people I know or have met who otherwise seem of normal to high intelligence:

Thank you! Ottomans is what they're called, I think.

She's a Pomeranian/chihuahua mix, they think. We got her from a rescue shelter and they rescued her from a kill shelter when she was a few days old, so I don't know if they know for sure what she is but that's what they think.

3 weeks old today! Yay! Louise!

I read the title and I was like, "That's ridiculous, women aren't a monolith, we're a diverse group with equally diverse tastes." And then I read the word "panties" and I was like, "ACTUALLY, I take it back. All women hate the word 'panties.' Every single one of us - regardless of race, nationality, creed, class,…

The height and hang time he's getting on some of those leaps is incredible. Between this and the Sia videos, I'm really excited for a whole new era of well-choreographed music videos. Love love love.

You know what doesn't show character? Or class, for that matter? Calling someone "retarded". Throwing hissy fits. Also, your post here. Ain't no one going to listen to anything coming out of your mouth now. Cheers!

Yeah it's a way of shutting down any possibility of talking them out of having those prejudices. It just further illustrates that they're not interested in being educated, growing, and possibly changing their way of thinking. Otherwise they would apologize for saying something intolerant and say that they're trying…

Poor table manners. I don't care if you know which fork is which, but if you chew with your moth open, hunch over your plate, use your utensils like you're shoveling manure, keep your elbows on the table at all times, or are generally kind of gross around food, it's never going to happen. And food pickiness: I will…

jackrabbit sex. You know that sex where it's like they're masturbating but with your vagina.

Congratulations, Tanya!

For all those saying how much they hate condoms, please tell me you're married or in a monogamous relationship. STDs still exist, folks. There's nothing worse than a stinging or burning bush not contained in mythology. Wrap it up!

Ugh f'ck them and their healthy diets. Plenty of women get breast cancer on a healthy diet and kale smoothies. Stop with the ridiculousness and find the actual cause so the disease can be killed before it begins.

Bravo, I say. I am a simple man who can only speak for myself but when I catch nary a glimpse of a bra strap, I fly into an unquenchable fuck frenzy that can only be abated with the help of a spray bottle and stern reprimands. The more a young trollop can do to avoid such ribald spectacle, the better.