Well, Nazi dildos explode on impact, so…

Or just a colored guy running from an angry white supremacist mob?

The missing verb here is:
a) fear
b) hope
c) ordered
d) dreamed
e) reckon

Excellent review. Anyone reading this, avoid Il Caimano. It's unwatchable. Watch anything else by him.
Also, "primo"!

DVR's are anyhow redundant here as SNL skits are available on SNL channel on Youtube beyond NBC.com

I preoccupy myself with lots of hobbies/activities, like learning guitar, painting, video production. Having cable/sat system at home will ruin that. I rely on on digital antenna, where I can receive local channels in addition to other cheapo but sometimes interesting channels/content. Don't get me wrong, TV has a ton…

Or PonsAsinorum.com to really throw them off

You get paid with fond memories, or pity

I'm connecting the dots here, but all I got is random zig zags..

I don't know, "The Choke Guy" could be interpreted in too many ways.

You misspelled "bra"

The Society for Cutting Up (AVClub) Members

Eddie Murphy made a classic sketch with that(his last, actually), and it's one of the funniest things he ever did on SNL.

I'll settle for unnecessary "Frank Stallone" references!!

Can't believe Larry David produced a hot daughter!

I was dozing off while watching, not necessarily because I found the episode boring, I was just tired, and McKinnon's Warren says "…AVClub.com letter" or something..and I immediately snapped to…I stayed wide awake for another hour wondering, "Did she just reference this site/column in her bit??"

"whatever nonsense will get them votes without any regard for hypocrisy, conflict or reality."

It's a category found between "MILFs" and "Muppet handjob"

Is this the origin of the expression "Holy Shit"? And was it uttered by Hand Job in the Bible?

I used to do the free version then felt guilty about all the obscure artists with small numbers of hits/listens. Keep in mind that the ratio of the profit/fees all artists get increases significantly if you pay for Spotify Premium.