That one's so great. More evidence that Lowe is really effortless at comedy. And the prosthetic, elongated index finger is just perfection.

As of 5:55 EST, it's still up there. Is this an examination for us or something? I'm looking left and right for clues…

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

Was the first question immediately asked after you answered "not anytime soon" to the last?

That's no way to talk about Frank Stallone, guy.

Very "interesting"…only the Italians would combine Carnevale costumes, sexist, albeit tongue-in-cheek social commentary, and prog rock into a 7-minute elaborate joke.

Since this article is totally out of the blue and from far left field, allow me to promote an obscure, but contemporary, band from Italy that I just discovered these last several days. A sort of excuse to showcase decent Italian talent to contrast the Kraftwerk-y cheeseheads above, in case anyone's opinion of Italian…

*Banja*!!!

Hey everyone, this "Jerry" fellow is upset by attempts at humor. May we all bow our heads and hold hands in prayer for this "comedy" guy, so he may recover from his seriousness soon!

You disagree with the poster then proceed to validate his claim.

Your cat picked up the scent of another cat on those hands…

Wouldn't you self-medicate if you boarded a train that you know will derail halfway through its journey?

The Brits are more sophisticated. They've used "c*nt" so often in everyday speech that it has become a term of affection these days.

It was absolutely bizarre how well she inhabited that character. Give that character some serious dialogue and you got yourself a horror flick.
EDIT: McCarthy, that is.

Speckled Jim!

Why do you think elephants have *trunks*?? They have the perfect place to hide the body, right??

Since Frank Stallone is the answer to all unanswerable questions 'round here, he is, by default…all things.

The correct request in this situation is always.."Schmitts Gay"

Is that you, Mr. Pupkin?

You mean he needs to lose wight?