It depends- the domestic is much cheaper, the imported Italian, being the read deal, will make your wallet much lighter.

Someone drew a line and decided to shove him off the edge of the cliff..

I think that's alcopheliac's dominion

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I guess I missed the material that everyone here seems to laud him for, but I vividly remember the TV commercials in the '80's for the "Dorf on Golf" videos for $19.95 or whatever. He seemed to be doing the same schtick over and over, where his legs were about 2 feet underground. It seemed to be targeting the…

Now you know why Garry Shandling needed to wear bras!

That's a scary image I formed in my head-an army of shirtless robotic Putins, à la SW stormtroopers, marching towards our homeland made possible with the help of our President.

Mr. Spicer, if you're reading this, at your next press conference, say "Bannon" twice in a row as if you're stammering, and that will be our signal to put together a crack team to come and rescue you from Trump Castle.

His turn as Caligula is absolutely frighteningly convincing, and is one of the best things of what I'm sure everyone agrees is the best TV series of all time. Anyone who is not familiar with either should check it out at their local library, it's likely to be in the DVD stacks there somewhere..

Isn't James Franco just the past tense of James Franciscus?

Too self-conscious. He was good in 127 Hours but any decent actor could have played that role.

Close. His club name is "Another Weiner".

Don't knock him. He managed to sell the generic "Donald Trump" product to America…why not the rest of the world??
oh wait..

In Soviet Union, bestsellers list you..

Hey, did you eat some bread..because your teeth sure look *crummy*.

Huh…that was my horoscope reading on Vice.com! WTF?!?!

I think he means she screwed one of the Three Stooges..

How about a Dodge Glove?

Python's Hilter sketch came to mind

"I believe it's French for 'not funny'"