Connery or Craig?

I say share your secret formula with the rest of us schmucks!

The system in place is fine. People just need to participate in order to make it work. You wouldn't have mass demos if over, say 75%, of the eligible people actually cared to vote.

I saw @professorarrow:disqus wear a skirt and high heels while at the donut shop. True story!

You do understand that his very being is based on a man's hand being inside of him??

Understandable. "Pontiac" is so passé.

He/she is obviously still recovering…

Funky Forest, which, for better or for worse, is a subtitled YouTube freebie. Only watched half of it as it was getting late and I was getting sleepy. Thought I'd shoehorn in weird Japanese fare in the discussion.

That was Hollywood's nod to the minorities->the satisfaction of not only seeing a major movie starring a black man but also seeing their historical oppressor-the southern bigoted estate owner, get owned and humiliated by a black man and being powerless to do anything about it.

Is he coming out with a new cologne? And IS the big reveal that it makes you want to kill yourself after you put it on?

I read that in Chris Elliott's voice while impersonating Marv. I chuckled a little harder as a result.

"Are my nostrils getting bigger?"

Well, "Assistant Crack Whore" is minimum 2-year degree, if that's a helpful reference point.

GOP: SCOTT BAIO for President 2020

I love how the Republican Party's claim to relevance regarding economic progress and development hinges solely on the "achievements" under Ronald Reagan's tenure. Solid economic policy does NOT involve rolling the dice.

Tadao Ando! Yes! The modern master found his way to conservative Texas. Must visit one day…

Everyone please forgive @avclub-68b739692fa849e6572ee31610a75750:disqus's comment, he looks at everything through rosé-colored glasses.

Dude needs a weathervane…

We actually hate *you* for not only attempting to evaluate, but essentially personally declaring, some sort of morality in this case by shamelessly using a derogatory term to open your absolutely sleazy, deplorable, despicable argument. Failed on multiple levels, here, guy.

"hey man, I was just lying in the grass next to a sidewalk, minding my own business when some jerk picked me up and put me in a bag, and next thing I know I was flung on some asshole's face, I had no choice. Leave me alone!"