You misspelled "Triumph", dude

*subject intro*…."…Have you heard about this?…." *description of thing*…*lame joke*…*forced audience laughter*

He's referring to "Shadow Stephens", the now unemployed craft service runner

"Dabooty TV" PPV at local motels was also acceptable..

Beat me to the Tony Clifton "joke". Upvote..

The plot synopsis sounds vaguely like Miranda July's "The Future", which I viewed recently and is really quite good.

Those are obviously "scravats". You clearly are not a gentleman of discerning taste or culture.

There's a reason why the "Being Ben Grimm" movie was never made..

BK should open a franchise nearby and call it…..*drum roll*….

CE, Dario Nardella is the mayor of Florence, not Rome. Virginia Raggi is Rome.

There are several spud of the moment decisions the characters in the novel make that lead to heartbreak, loss, and the consequences of which eventually ketchup to them.

Averna is the best. Branca Menta, though not actual Fernet, is an excellent pre-dinner "appetizer".

You never, ever expected the "Bill Gates" to take off, did you?

Anti-intellectual and homophobic, all in one comment—killed two birds with one stone, you did. What else can you kill efficiently?

And don't overlook the cool tracks he laid down for Rumble Fish

Wondering why that case wasn't referenced in the above review? Sounds kind of essential. Wikipedia perusers want to know!

B/c some people may think the original lacks that authentic 2010's sound?

"Have…you…Acid….more…speed…get…quick…"

"Golshifteh" sounds like a cheap Israeli-produced 007 parody/spinoff

I hope you mean "…to just "magically" wake up every morning at the exact same time…", otherwise, the film may be much darker than implied in the review.