Forgive me Hannah, but Fuck that shit!! And I won’t leave it at that.

I was following this as it was going down...I’m pretty inclined to believe it’s legit too. I’m not sure how I feel about it potentially leaking, but it was pretty fun to speculate about.

I’m really tickled by the Eleanor Roosevelt/ Jimmy Buffett mistake. Although it would have been far funnier if she credited Roosevelt with a Buffett quote.

JESUS CHRIST I’M BUYING A NEW HOUSE.

Also, what tablet runs Flash? Something running Android Honeycomb? Is she in an alternate universe where Steve Jobs and his company, Orange, embraced Macromedia Flash since it was the most popular language in existence?

You’ve never seen the original video?! Oh man... You’re in for a treat, it’s fantastic.

Here ya go!

I was here tonight. It was painful, sad, powerful, overwhelming. I feel deeply shaken by this - it’s been at the front of my mind all day and my heart aches.

She is a flipping tit. She knows nothing. She speaks like a stupid idiot. She is a nasty racist. And she can’t rap. Her make-up is like the worst concession counter make-over. She is just all rubbish. Chuck her in the bin. IN THE BIN.

“You want a pizza me? I artichoke you for what you just said.”

There are no degrees of suffering. As another old white dude said:

Maybe it’s because (to me, as a mexican-american woman) white women are clearly below white men on the class and race ladder. And please get out of here with that line of thinking that they’re less privileged than men of color. No they’re not. They are the cause of lynching in the old south. They sure bitch a lot for…

Go across the world and see how Western music has been “appropriated” (used as a ridiculous term by narrow-minded people) often extremely badly to a Western ear- by thousands upon thousands of artists. Are Asians, Africans, Middle Easterners, Eastern European etc. etc. being ethnically “mediocre”?

While we’re at it, what’s up with British rock singers so often losing their accents and sounding American? This national appropriation is a disgrace. We should only let the good British singers sound like us.

Because you are an ignorant idiotic kid and mommy and daddy pay for all your cars.

One day it's gonna have the same resolution as the Xbox One :). Love ya Kotaku. I'll be here all century.

to the hysterical outrage of many