Blake is both overrated and not fun to watch. Not saying he’s not a great player, but people acting like he is anywhere near top 10 is ridiculous.

Don’t party too hard. That makes Mike Pence President.

Their hands are the same size though, right?

(Insert obligatory Bill Paxton quote here).

To fight for truth, justice and your child.

“He don’t know the citizens very well, do he?”

Yep. His shitty behavior has gotten him all the way to the presidency; there’s no way he’s going to let up now.

I’m with Arthur here. We need to know more about Aliens on acid. First off; was it ALIEN or ALIENS? Yuge difference there.

I’m actually terrified of Trump Care not getting passed. Because the only reason it might fail the vote is because enough Republicans think it isn’t shitty enough. So what, they’re just going to listen to the democrats and fix it? Or are they going to make it even shittier and feed us that gruel?

I veer between stark terror and laughing my ass with every news report about this administration. This is the worst acid trip I’ve ever been on, and in 1986 I dropped acid and watched Aliens in the theater.

Cannot wait to look at nearly all of my coworkers and tell them “I told you that you’d be on the wrong side of history.” Admittedly, my statement is a little late in becoming true as I expected him to lose the election, but them having supported this idiot so adamantly and him ending up being flat out thrown out of…

“There are things about (insert utter lie here) that are just starting to come out. I’ve had people tell me things you aren’t going to believe. Huge amounts of stunning proof will be revealed soon.”

And pissboys.

Keep smoking meth dude. Harden is a better all around player than Westbrook. There is no team in Westbrook. Harden MVP.

Jokic.

I’m biased, but Larry Nance, Jr is a blast to watch too.

except that it’s clearly not a travel...

That’s Joel’s identical twin who absorbed all the calcium from his bones in the womb, right?

Not saying he shouldn’t win MVP- and I’m aware many other important stats exist, but if Westbrook wins the MVP, he’ll do so with the 2nd lowest FG% of any MVP in NBA history, and 2nd lowest eFG% since 1965, well below current NBA league average. So if, hypothetically, you were a person who wants him win that award,…

He and Harden average almost the exact same number of turnovers a game