stfu, bill simmons

Ah, well, Drake and Under Armour - that explains it.

“Chef Curry” is a thing? Kee-rist, Warriors fans are even worse than I thought.

I think at this point they’re officially selecting “stars” who are less notable than the dancers.

“Bonner Bolton” come on you made that up.

I also don’t know who this ‘star’ is. But I do know his career won’t suffer in the slightest for sexually assaulting this woman on national tv. And that if the woman makes any public complaint she’ll never get another job again. Excuse me while I go rage vomit.

Definitionally, here, certainly not the man. As our president told us, “When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

Reality tv? Check!

About 70% of a former NBA player-turned -commentator’s job is talking about how they like when something happens that appears to be a throwback to their day.

“Now that kid Blaine Gabbert, he’s the son I never had.”

1987 Eastern Conference Finals Game 3.

Definitely won’t see both Russell Westbrook AND Semaj Christon sit out the same game. Can you imagine if you paid for a ticket to that game and the only two players you wanted to see were both out??

If there are suspensions, we can be sure the NBA will space them out so that two stars don’t sit out the same game.

If you’re trying for #1 overall, Josh is your man.

I mean, what kind of day did that kid think he was in for? His parents must have sold him on alpaca lies.

this is a false yellow flag operation perpetrated by known trump-supporter tom brady in an attempt to enrage the patriot’s rabid fanbase into supporting the mexican border wall.

Also, NC lost hosting privileges because of the HB2 bathroom bill and SC is finally back on the list of acceptable hosts b/c they took down the confederate flag. 

HB2

Though there’s some fucked up irony in South Carolina getting something because North Carolina did something regressive.

There’s a difference between (1) effectively sanctioning a state government for implementing policies to make lives worse for others and avoiding the stink of association by refusing to support them and (2) avoiding a place because some individuals in the vicinity are dipshits.