The term “master” does not imply “slave”, and is not exclusively masculine, nor is this usage of the term associated with slavery or masculinity. This is merely the latest instance of doing violence against the English language to guard against an imagined offense, based on false etymology.

If that's how the FIA were going to play it, Toto should have just gotten on the radio and told Botta to crash his car the moment they went green.  

Everyone who hates this film is actually associating the film with some deep seated trauma. They got beat for dropping cereal or something after they watched it.

Good.

I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that this is Jalopniks take on this situation

Super tired of such opinionated pieces on this site. Theres enough negative things surrounding Portnoy for any writer worth their salt to write something negative about him without sharing their personal feelings which, quite frankly, make the article worse

The gawkerverse has always hated barstool since barstool is much more popular and cooler then this leftist shithole family of sites. 

Keep pushing your cancel culture leftist agenda... 

This right here. It seems like he figures that if he just keeps up with this entitled baby bully behavior, people will default to letting him by and that can work when you’re dealing with cooler-headed people (or doormats, but I don’t think there’d be many of those in racing), but at some point someone(s) will have eno…

“You can fertilize your lawn with used motor oil.”

So...

All the time. Even if you are not vaccinated.

Genuinely read this as “What to do when your toddler is a Hitler.”

If your kid is left handed then the most important thing is to get some proper left handed scissors.  

Blink-182 does not exist anymore.

A tight pencil grip might be a sign of dyslexia. Here’s a quote from a dyslexia website:

And once again, Lefties are ignored and ‘left’ to fend for themselves.

“Pregnant person” is such an awkward way to say “pregnant woman.”

It’s getting so hard to communicate these days. Every god damned thing you say, write or do is a crime against humanity.