Some of my “mainstream” grocery stores (Von’s? Ralph’s? Can’t remember) sell their chickens in these bags already. I had no idea that WF, of all places, still used the wasteful clamshells. 

Did you know that if you wrap a straw man in a fallacy of composition and then douse it in politics that it still doesn’t constitute a valid fucking premise?

Lawd Jaysus Take Me Instead: Performative Mourning Rituals in Black Female Elders

So basically Epic pulled some shady and manipulative trickery and didn’t tell people ahead of time, and then when companies said, “Hold up! We didn’t agree to this!”, Epic tried to paint it as those companies being unreasonable?

You wanna know how I know you’ve never driven one?

MY NIGGA

Here comes the respectability brigade in 3...2...1...

Yeah.  I’m very confused and taken aback by the majority of these comments.  Also disappointed. 

He sexually harassed men and told them they weren’t straight. And that no man was straight, and how would they know if they never tried.

Why people can correctly identify cat calling as sexual harassment in this site but suddenly they appear to don’t know even know what sexual harassment is?

Seems more like the bartender who overserved him would be much more culpable than Woods himself.

David’s been rustitutionalized.

and then I would eat my Taco Bell with my new free box cutter.

There are definitely times immediately after eating some Taco Bell that I’d wished I’d had a boxcutter for an impromptu reversal.

You have to weigh the value of a free box cutter against the value of the gift card they’re offering. If you get to keep the box cutter AND get a gift card, that’s the ultimate score (in this particular scenario)!

I haven’t seen anything that would categorize this as a “work truck”. It’s a luxury offroader. 

I feel so chastened. I'm off to the woods now, and vow henceforth to never bathe or eat a non-porcupine diet ever again.

I didn't "make it sound" like anything, because that's a pull quote from the Tehran Times article that I did not write. Also, this is important — it is translated to English, which could account for what you're getting from that line, FYI.