I don’t know if you’re new to this website or what, but “balanced perspective” and “Hamilton Nolan” are what we like to call mutually exclusive.

An alternate perspective in the interest of sanity:

with that language, don’t you have a call of duty game to get back to?

Is there any way to turn off these damn video game stories in my newsfeed when I come to Deadspin to get my (several times a day) dose of snarky sports reporting? To each his own man, but there couldn’t be anything further away from my interests than these stories....

I think these types of pieces only lead to more harassment.

I know no one wants to hear the science facts of suppressors. They lower the sound level from about 160 dBA to 110 dBA for 22 LR. For comparison a rock concert is 110 dBA, so is a jackhammer. A table saw is 105 dBA. Suppressed pistols are about 125 dBA and suppressed centerfire rifles are 135 dBA. A balloon popping is…

This is not an assumption. :/

This is beginning to goat out of hand.

Iran and North Korea are far more stable than Pakistan who already has nukes...If it was going to happen it would have already. Instead of being antagonistic towards Iran perhaps cultivating a strong economic relationship would be more productive instead of a negative one.

I think the vast majority of people forget in…

Wilson was not 150 feet away from Brown when he shot him. They were 100 feet away from the car which is where the altercation started, Brown was about six to ten feet away when Wilson shot him in the head.

Forget that. I'm never gonna dig him up, never gonna touch that ground. Never gonna grab a spade and exhume him.

Apparently the ambulance wasn't the only thing leaking fluids, amirite?

No worries, it appears per Snoopy's stats, not enough people in WV can read well enough to be insulted at the slight.

Ha, any cross posts from Jezebel should be #bitchlopnik

I can't imagine a Russian craft only carrying enough magazines to last three or four days. There must be more hidden somewhere.

Need someone point out that asserting your rights is following the laws?