I pay an accountant. I itemize every expense for the maintenance and repair of my rental properties, categorize the expenses, and catalog the receipts in chronological order by property as they occur. The accountant appreciates the attention to detail and charges an hourly rate to complete my taxes, fill out forms,…

Slum lord? I despise that term. That’s like a broad brush stroke for lawyers, or tech workers. Pick any group of people. I have accumulated rental properties through hard work and sacrifice for years. No vacations. I don’t have a boat or lake house. My truck (my primary vehicle) is 12 years old. I respond to tenant…

“She’s black, and she was voted out, which means it was a racist decision.” -Race baiters

It’s the right move by the board, especially if her qualifications are that she is black and female. Those don’t automatically make her the best candidate, especially if she has a narrow agenda. I know for a fact she has zero interest in helping business property owners with zoning issues and regulations, unless they…

I didn’t say I used them. I am just saying that people pay for convenience in many different ways. There are lots of things out there that are rip offs. $8 for a 120z draft beer at a concert, for instance, or $5 for a draft at a bar. Any meal you eat out is a rip off. Pods are a rip off, just as Keurigs or those dumb…

A great author. I’ve enjoyed her books for 40 some odd years. Always a great “go to” author.

Going out to eat is a rip off. Going to a bar is a rip off. Buying manufactured clothes is a rip off. Convenience is a rip off.

Yeah, and many of them were out marching last Saturday.

No no no. To keep getting Facebook news, just subscribe to CNN’s, Washington Post’s, and HuffPo’s news feeds.

I dare a server to tell me not to stack plates, or give me any inclination that they disagree with anything I am doing at their table. When a server essentially takes my order and delivers my check, taking a token plate away at the end like they are there to bus the table, I’ll stack all I want, thank you.

Rich people don’t care how much they spend on college, dummy. Besides, maybe her parents went to that school and were just as racist as she appears to be.

At the rental properties I own, I just throw incorrectly-addressed mail away. That seems to work pretty well.

Shay? Try Shaq.

So your real beef is that you had to pay $30 for a Google Home when they should have just given it to you?

Oh shut up you fan boy internet troll. JFC. You ruined MySpace too. Jesus. Aren’t you smug.

You are a racist POS, your writing is racist, and this site is racist. Fixed it for you. #iamtucker

I filled out the paperwork online, gathered the identification documents required, made an appointment at the post office nearest me who handled passports, paid their fees, and I suspect I spent a total of 45 minutes, including a 19 mile drive to the post office to complete the entire process. I was literally in and…

You should write an article on who to prepare toast.

Have you really run out of topics there at Lifehacker?

C’mon, Emily. Are you kidding? Elysian is your “authority?” Tsingtao is what you drink with Chinese food. A billion Chinese people can’t be wrong. No Elysian graphic necessary.