Right. Can’t listen to streaming music any faster.

We added a deck from the kitchen out over our walkout basement. We had that done (can’t do heights), but then built a wooden fence and added leveled fire pit area with pavers and wind block wall ourselves. Retiring the old, cracked chiminea, I think we have used the fire pit every weekend since it went in for beers…

On average, I read a book every two or three days. The kindle makes it so easy to acquire free books from sources like Bookbub, and library loans through Overdrive, that I have purchased only a handful of books in the last five years. Every trip by plane used to cost between $8 and $15 for a new book from one of the…

I’d do Minnie Driver, if I was really, really drunk. No wonder matt dumped her. Alissa who?

Dude, your phone charging area interferes with where you store your backup gun.

The one time I agree with much of what you say, Mr. Harriot.

Better city? WTF is that about? Shut your pie hole, jack wagon.

Heroic? How does a female cop telling a white male cop who asked a clarifying question to check his white male privilege constitute heroism? I don’t think heroic means what you think it means.

That’s called malapropism, you ignorant git, and you are doing the same thing she is doing. Ever hear Mike Tyson talk? Should we assume all boxers talk like that? How about we say because Mike Tyson talks like that, all blacks do too? Has nothing to do with the situation though. Conflate much?

Just check your bag. JFC. I’ve never had to wait more than a few minutes, and I travel with checked weapons.

My parents let me buy a Corvette and party all summer with my college fund (about $60K in 1982). I then had to join the Navy to go to college. Good or bad? You be the judge.

Why is this like the most interesting thing in the world to black people? It’s hilarious. It’s like Rachel Dolezal is your antichrist. Transracial white people are your “this really bugs me” Achilles heel. They are now my favorite thing that pisses off black people.

He’s your president too.

You don’t worry about it. They are going to skew your words to promote their own agenda anyway, so why worry about it? Clueless “journalists” write about and talk about stuff they don’t know a thing about all day long. See “chainsaw attachment for AR-15 as common accessory” for proof. Or the fully automatic…

Shut up, idiot.

Yeah...That’s a great rule of thumb, if run a bike shop. Nice try, Dave. What’s next? New tires at regular airings? You can go years without a mishap or breakdown, or one day. A yearly check is routine enough for a bike commuter, and plenty for even an MTB with decent components. No reason you should have to go see…

Skoal Bandit - trucker style.

Ignore them like you ignore bad drivers. Is it worth getting your ass beat? Will you get all intimidated if you get yelled at? The last thing I need is some bike nerd telling me how to ride. I’ll ignore you if you aren’t in my face. I can put up with your inane comments, but if you get in my grill, be prepared to get…

Screw that. What is she going to do? Ride half way to work? Liz, jump in. Crank out that 7.5 miles in the morning. If it is relatively flat with bike-friendly passage, you will love it. If you are riding on the street with dicks narrowly missing your left elbow by inches, you are going to be miserable. You’ll know by…

What’s wrong with a little salmon action? Do pie plates really offend the gear elite? Do these 28 extra gears really make me a douche? Does one really need brakes?