You use one ounce of self control and don’t eat the freaking junk food.

Is this really a thing to be that bothered about, Patrick? You guys are just standing around the pumps looking stupid while pumping gas? Check your lights, your blinkers, and ask someone to ensure your brake lights are working. Check your oil. Inspect your tires. Clean the inside of your car out. Instead of worrying…

We hear this from you guys all the time. I have a tablet. I have a phablet. Neither delivers a reading experience like the e-ink readers. Period. My years old Paperwhite is a fine reader. If it broke tomorrow, I’d buy the Oasis and feel every dime was justified.

JFC...Pickups? Dog lovers? An accent? Douche.

Life is too short for shitty beer. If I am going to indulge in carbs, I want a good beer. WTF eats McDonald’s? You guys at LH will buy $1,000 iPhone and douchey Jeremy Piven sunglasses, then drink a Bud Light? It’s OK after a run, I guess, or after I mow the acreage, but with a steak? Gas station sushi is good enough…

I’d rather wrap a cat in a towel and stuff it in a pet carrier.

Don’t drink AB products for a year. Won’t make a dent in their profits, genius. In fact, you should just move out of the area. Move out of the state. That will show them.

Nothing more racially divisive and worthless than a “brotha” telling white people that their politeness is worthless. Let me guess...You want their property instead. You want their inheritance. You want the house they are downsizing from, right? Stupid, ignorant, racist post. Thug life is worthless. Use your…

And don’t creep out the hot chicks.

Look like a douche for on $22.

Look like a douche for on $22.

Pouring rain here in a prime totality city. Literal deluge. Will enjoy the totality and watch pre- and post-spectacular build up on the news.

Nothing test “black folk’s patience” like...Anything. Your hatred for whites and America skews your perception and everything becomes about race. A white cop can’t pull over a black traffic offender without race coming up as the reason for the interaction. Apparently, any sort of organized protest that doesn’t…

What’s next, Virginia? Anything else you find offensive you want torn down to make you all comfy and feel secure? Perhaps some of the prose in Huckleberry Finn or Tom Sawyer offends your delicate sensibilities? Are you all for a little Mark Twain book-burning party too?

Lol. Doh! I just spit out my beer. I knew that.

Lol. Doh! I just spit out my beer. I knew that.

You got it, palooka.

You got it, palooka.

Exactly. Every time LH shills for these I think they are screwing their readers. Sunglasses are the worst investment at this price point. I’m not saying you can’t buy quality glass or that there aren’t specific-purpose glasses that are worth some additional dollars, but one hit on the temple with a beer coozie and…

Exactly. Every time LH shills for these I think they are screwing their readers. Sunglasses are the worst…

I’d like to see an article with many of these shortcuts. As an example, the search for my local library is pretty easy, but I can’t get the search for Amazon to work. Wikipedia is another.

A little anal retentive there, Chris? Don’t worry about how I make my burger. Your way is wrong. Who on earth would want the condiments on the bottom of the burger? (see how that works?)

Michelle, is this really a problem? A parent or loved one suffering from cancer is a problem. Losing your job or home is a problem. I don’t think problem means what you think it means. Who cares about Facebook except losers who live for likes from strangers? If my mom was alive, I’d want her to like and love…

The Anker speaker is 29.99 whether I click your link or search it on Amazon. I was going to buy one as a gift anyway.

The Anker speaker is 29.99 whether I click your link or search it on Amazon. I was going to buy one as a gift…