I can’t wait for an Otto Warmbier joke. 

Sure looks like love to me.

How sad is it that my reaction to this was “Yeah, that sounds about right for United Healthcare.” It is like pulling teeth to get them to pay for anything. I had to get several MRIs a few years ago and I had to get put in the hospital for a week just to get a 20-minute test.

And here, as ever, my disgust is not so much with the hilarious cartoon villain or his group of laughably insecure henchmen, but rather with the greater population of American voters.

It is the You forgot my birthday so I fucked your brother version of litigation.

I keep getting the ending where a homophobic Russian warlord / shirtless and sweaty judo god caresses a glass filled with yellow fluid and smirks every time Trump says socialism will destroy the world .

It used to feel like we were taking crazy pills. Now we’re just straight up mainlining this shit.

Did he whine to his boss until they all had their commenting privileges revoked?

Well, no wonder he doesn’t mind the cold then.

Toxic Masculinity is a fucked up disease. It’s basically like vocalizing how ignorant and dumb you are to all that will listen.  

I’d pay good money to watch Assholanage to get booted from the Ecuadorian Embassy.

They don’t like to think of it as punishment; going to jail is “alternative freedom.”

If Savannah sincerely wanted a balanced interview, she should have questioned this kid the same way women and girls have been questioned for their choices, especially by the Catholic Church!

If there is anything good about Trump being president, it’s that many of us on the left are ready for a fight. Thinking about how I could have napped through a lukewarm Clinton presidency as the planet got hotter and the middle class in the U.S. continued to vanish fills me with rage now.

If people like this are the ones going to heaven, then I’m hereby RSVP-ing for the big gay party in hell, thank you very much.

America runs on fear. We plug it into our veins. Every significant decision this country makes revolves around one fear or another.

Well all that needs to happen now is RBG and Breyer both kick off before 2021 and the GOP will be able to achieve a 7-2 SCOTUS majority that will probably keep them in power until many of us in here are dead. Just like they hoped they would accomplish by voting Trump despite any reservations.

Maybe they can blow sailors on leave.

Mom (1999): “You can’t believe anything you read on the Internet!”

Plot twist: they weren’t Generals, they were wanna-be actors and models in uniforms hanging around a sci-fi esque chamber where none of the buttons work to distract Trump while real military folk got on with their work.