Allow me to translate from Kellyanneish:

“In short, Afghanistan is truly a land of contrasts.”

“Well, you see, technically they’re not forced to stay there. It’s just the nobody will let them leave”. Oh, fucking spare me.

you’re likely going to stay in, order dinner and binge on Netflix until you wake up in a new year, almost certainly asleep before midnight. Alone. That sounds sad. You were in until the “alone” bit, right?

There was a great suggestion from the comments section a while back that Rudy is just Old Man Lawyering. In just about every office, you’ll find that one old lawyer who doesn’t let the fact that he hasn’t kept up on the law get in the way of his firm commitment to the belief that he is the man who has Seen Everything,…

Boomers are the most fortunate, privileged generation in history. They’ve burned through the historic inheritance of their parents and left nothing for their kids and grandkids, and it is those generations (ironically maligned as snowflakes and crybabies by those very boomers) that will have to fix the giant mess they…

What President Trump wants or doesn’t want regarding the budget is irrelevant - it is Congress, and only Congress, that controls the purse. The previously agreed to budget (before Fox News got to Trump) can be passed by this Congress or the next Congress without acquiescing to Trump - all it needs to pass is a mere…

It’s all on you Donnie. 

Every time I see that mud patch it gets worse. I adore how everybody around this ghoul cabal doesn’t say one word when they’re about to go on TV looking ridiculous and obvious. Sweet revenge.

I googled Miller’s age and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up off the floor. Any time I feel conflicted about my crows’ feet I will remember that I am older than Stephen Miller and Sarah Huckabee Sanders but they could pass for my judgmental, bigoted parents.

I buy it because whenever he is forced to read from a teleprompter, it looks like one of those proof-of-life hostage videos

so sad. any child of the 70s knows her work well and any child of a single divorced mother knows these stories and headlines and their effect too.

Melania eagerly awaits Trump’s impeachment. Then her job as a KGB, sorry FSB, sleeper agent will be over and Putin can let her return home.

🤢🤮 The NYT was seen as the “gold standard” paper when I was young. Now, I find myself reading WaPo and The Guardian. NYT legitimizing racist and proto-facist lines of thinking in the opinion authors has me clicking elsewhere.

she is also “staunchly anti-abortion,” according to CNN, and has spoken only about her daughter, who was born without kidneys.

Oh I was being pretty tongue in cheek* too. Sort of**.

Honestly, who cares.

Sounds about White.

I live a secular life, and I think I’m largely a good person. It drives me insane that predators and scammers like these can claim a moral high ground over me because of their religion, and our society will largely agree.

People are going to think this is a hot take, but it’s not: police departments are sexist, racist draconian hellscapes that systemically rob both officers and criminals of their humanity. There are no good police departments because there are no police departments that don’t encourage an ‘us vs them’ mentality. An…