I appreciate this.

But that’s what she’s saying, in so many words.

Same. Double sided works well too.

I guess she could argue that she technically has a heart that pumps blood around her racist, child-kicking body.

If Pixie Sticks doesn’t want any money, I’ll take her share.

Melon is the scourge of all fruit salads.

That was a deeply unsexy sex scene. Him (repeatedly) “can you feel how deep inside you I am baby?” Her (eyeroll) “yes, I can feel you.” He groans dramatically, she’s mute. Then he starts ordering breakfast while he’s still inside her. Then she cries in the shower. Least satisfying revenge sex ever.

I loved it, because:
a. I’ll never say no to more penis.
b. It actually informs the character a lot. The fact that this dude with this flaccid, smallish dick is peacocking around the room as though she should be swooning over his dadbod and needy sex-talk. He’s caught between thrilled that he finally got the woman he’s…

Oh yeah, I imagine they would - I never wore those panties because the zipper was uncomfortable af. It was really impractical (and potentially hazardous).

What? No fetuses of increasing size, like Russian dolls of horror? I saw those at my local county fair.