I think sanctuary cities should counteroffer with a refusal to pay any taxes...starting with the ones that fund this ham monster of a Congressman’s salary. Let’s see how the Trunp-loving rural areas of Georgia do when the cities start keeping funds to themselves (and I say this as someone who lives in farm country).

Oh look at Mr. High Society here, drinking in a house. Guess he’s too good to jimmy open a random self storage unit on the outskirts of town like the rest of us!!

Won’t lie, I wish I could go days at a time without talking to my coworkers.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

I think it’s appropriate to post this here. Everyone’s seen the buttfumble gif, but the gif leaves out the touchdown and lacks a certain...yackety sax

#3: Get your second bedroom and enjoy it. Because something that leads to divorce way more often is being so exhausted that everything your spouse does is irritating.

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

Faith American is a garbage name for a brewery. Sounds more like a retailer that would sell star spangled crucifixes.

Oh, for God’s sakes, this again. OB/Gyns get sued more often than other types of doctors (except ER docs) because they are in a high-stakes specialty. They are compensated proportionately. And let’s not forget that most doctors DO NOT PAY FOR THEIR OWN MALPRACTICE INSURANCE. Their practices, hospitals, and…

I tried to woo a girl with Silverchair patch on her bookbag by showing off my knowledge of  The Silver Chair, fourth book of the Chronicles of Narnia. I didn’t know Silverchair was a band.

Cosby supporters.

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

My 4-year old has recently become obsessed with watching these videos on YouTube. (Which is a wonderful break from those asinine toy-egg-opening ones she was previously into.)

Having twins at home seems like a terrible idea. It’s already considered a high risk birth. Have them at a damn hospital Beyoncé, Christ it’s not worth it when it’s your newborn babies’ and your safety at stake! Homebirth is dangerous and your home is not a hospital no matter how much medical equipment you stuff it…

At least Charlie is/was a real celebrity. This girl is a meme, that instead of going on the Twitter calendar, is being given 15 minutes of fame just because.

Do think Whitlock is still mad that nobody here even bothered to fisk his ridiculous WSJ article after the ESPN layoffs? For a fat man he’s thirsty af.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

Garner is a pro, and she’ll always be a pro. Don’t come for Jen unless she sends for you, is what I’m saying. Seriously, that’s how you hit back at something without coming off as pissy and petty.

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”