I wonder, where has Susan been since inauguration? Has she been fighting with us? Has she been at the rallies? Because I know Debra Messing has.

Susan Sarandon is a BernieBot who was and remains comfortable not voting for Hillary because as a rich white famous person, none of this affects her in the slightest. Fuck her.

He is nothing if not thirsty.

It’s also the way to combat Anne Coulter. Sadly few people seem to get it.

The best way to handle Milo is to starve him of attention. Don’t voice outrage at his stupid statements. Don’t print interviews with him. Let him have his troll festival but stay away. Don’t have a counter protest, that just feeds the beast.

What Kendall is doing is surprisingly savage.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

(unintelligible screaming)

for me personally if im going to put forth the effort to follow a story of absolutely zero consequence that is still repeatedly popping up in the news this week it has to be juicero. sorry to the partios players and coaches

Both turn women into sex objects. The one because he talks about (and likely does) grab their sexual parts, and the other because he cannot even fathom spending time with a woman *without* it being sexual in nature (and therefore disloyal to his wife).

That’s not being faithful. That’s being insulting to women.

Ted Nugent is a guy who once bragged about shitting his pants to avoid serving his country. The fact conservatives embrace him is just another reason why their world view is irreconcilable with critical thinking.

If someone on the left wore a hat in the Oval Office, these very same people would be shitting blood.

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.

Ariana wants you to think she’s chill, and a cool girl. Any chick that wants you to think she’s cool girl, is usually not cool AT ALL.

Well, to be fair, Katie didn’t know how to dress her old body either.

Ooh! That dress is like if

took me an embarrassingly long time

Someone please tell me why I love this show so much.