I unknowingly took a boy’s virginity in New Orleans on St. Patrick’s Day weekend, then proceeded to have the sluttiest weekend of my life (in a healthy/#reclaimingtheword way).

Honestly, that whole parade is a fucking shitshow in every way and humanity would be better off without it.

It’s so frustrating whenever these clueless dads think they deserve a medal for acting like, you know, a parent.

I do too! For me it’s because my dad, who is a raging and proud misogynist, calls all women gals. 87 year old woman? Gal. 16 year old child in short shorts he’s ogling? Pretty ‘lil gal. Accomplished grown ass women? Mouthy gal.

What a bummer for that dude who has to watch his kids. This is on par with parents who say they are “babysitting”.

And THIS is why I continue to defend Kim K. My love of her is based 99.9% on how much men and the thirsty vilify her.

So totally off-topic. When I was in high school, I won a trip to Washington, D.C. through our local electric co-op. It was one of the most amazing times of my life, and while we were there, we had a chartered bus to take us to all the sights. Our bus driver was the nicest man and a HUGE fan of Norman Rockwell. I found…

They are definitely of a piece!

I would rather we just get rid of the bull, too, and stop trying to lionize the cult of economic growth in lieu of economic happiness.

Unclear.

Bobby, are you sure you didn’t just die and go to heaven for a few minutes?

But Naomi normally gets along with everyone.

Seriously. Reading this and being expected to laugh counts as unpaid emotional labor as far as I’m concerned.

Needs more Drew-composed self-deprecation.

The entire joke is in the headline, the article is just hemming and hawing. “Is this thing on?” ... pulls at necktie. “Take my wife, please!”

God, can we just all take a moment to appreciate what a glorious movie Soapdish is?

It has arguably one of the greatest casts ever assembled, happily vamping it up for the better part of two hours.

If Casey Affleck can’t feel safe reading college newspapers, where can he feel safe?

If you really think strikes are good for the USWNT, ask Hope Solo.

No tattoo is worse than Ed Sheeran’s lion tattoo.

nicki trying to diss without naming names and remy coming at her like a god damn pitbull