And yet we “libruls” are the snowflakes who need safe spaces. Riiiight…

One time I was on 6AM flight and the dude sitting next to me ate a can of tuna fish and three hard boiled eggs for breakfast. That definitely deserved having the cops called.

What did Tina and Amy do?

God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?

… isn’t he the only R in congress promising committee hearings into the Russian connections…

50% of this country is also dumber than the other 50% of this country.

But there’s no accounting for taste, the general audience in America considers Marvel movies to be the pinnacle of cinema at the moment.

Can someone please give Erika her own show please?

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

If Claudius could keep his mouth shut long enough to become Emperor, so can any other Italian.

I’ve said this dozens of times since the election and I’ll keep saying it:

forcibly turned away by protesters Friday when she attempted to enter a DC middle school

They’re not leaving Veep much room for satire.

So now the White House press pool is just the yearbook staff at Barron’s school?

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

Hopkins is Big 10 for Lacrosse.

I agree with everything you said here, except that I love Ariana for exactly the reasons you stated.

Translation: None of those hippy chicks would sleep with him so they must not have been sleeping with anybody.

When I was 19 years of age, the sexual proclivities of young people wasn’t anything, anything like I see today.