It will never not make me sad knowing the Sam Seaborn is such a douche in real life. At least the rest of the cast seems to be utterly lovely.

I can’t stand that look of awe and childlike adoration on a grown woman’s face. It’s the look every woman with one marble rolling around in her head gives her husband when he’s got two marbles rolling around. Duggard shit

I follow her on twitter and she is absolutely delightful. She’s good at calling people out and she loves Bravo shows. I feel like she is a celebrity, I would actually hang out with.

Plus “you complete witch” is such a good callout.

Chrissy was right to call that woman a witch. She looks just like Ursula. It’s uncanny.

They’ve been bringing a hairbrush to a gunfight. They’re finally bringing knives.

every Democrat needs to realize that obstructing the government, blocking nominees, preventing votes, filibustering, etc has no fucking negative implications anymore.

That’s funny, because he always seemed sort of passive aggressively (though this is obviously more aggressively aggressive) mean about things. There would just be little things that she was obviously insecure about (her shitty relationship with her family) that he would sort of low-key throw in her face.

REASON. AT LAST.

“I hope they play all their hit.”

Okay Deadspin, you got a man from one of the most hated teams in America put in jail for 46 months.

I’m a Journeyman Ironworker out of Local 709 Savannah Ga. January 20 @ 1159 I quit my job building a DOE/NNSA fuel processing facility. I couldn’t fathom even technically working for Trump for 1 minute. I had a new job Monday @ 0600. I can afford to put principles in front of paychecks because I work Union. Organize…

the toilet thing is hilarious.

I live in a stereotypical East Coast liberal enclave that went 80%+ for Clinton—and I see Trump signs and stickers in my neighborhood.

I’m very pregnant, and my kid (3.5 years old) knows that there’s a baby in Mommy’s tummy that’s going to come out soon. But the other day he asked me, out of nowhere, with a comedically furrowed toddler brow, “Mommy, how did the baby get IN your tummy?”

They also saved a crazy number of Jews during WWII, and their commitment to the color orange is admirable.

The Dutch are low-key heroes. They’re pretty committed to being anti-Trump across the board at the moment, whether in politics or entertainment.

The same way you go from a Nobel Prize winner at Energy to a Dancing with the Stars loser.

Bush actually read quite a lot! Something like two books a week. That’s right: Trump makes George W. Bush look like a fucking academic.

It’s not so much that I thought Donald Trump actually read a lot of books of any kind, but for some reason it has just hit me. Our President is a man who doesn’t read any books. Any of them. At all. (Look, I’m sure plenty of our presidents have not been big readers - W. comes to mind, but hell Laura was a teacher and…