Ethanol is the cure for methanol poisoning.

“I think Worcester just really, really, really, really, really wanted a baseball team. I think the city council and the mayor and the city manager had a gigantic inferiority complex, and they wanted to create an identity for the city, and didn’t care what it cost them.”

Yeah. That one felt odd to me. I mean,

This really is a golden age for beer. No matter where you go there’s little breweries close by.

I’m glad I could provide a little bit of insight! Yeah, you will definitely not have a problem, no matter what you wear. I mean that extremely literally, lol. 

I have gone to Afropunk for several years now, and my boyfriend has gone since the very beginning. I have to say that this year, I felt like there were even more gender-nonconforming people, trans folks, men wearing makeup and dresses, etc., than usual. It was beautiful and people seemed accepting and I saw no…

Boomers are the true snowflakes.  

This is a for real, for real business plan. Shoot, after funerals this long, folks are weak just walking out of the church. If you set up in the parking lot, you’ve got a captive audience.

Ha, yeah, Clinton’s five-minute window immediately leapt off the page at me here too.  The next time he stops speaking after five minutes will be the first.

Wait.  How is the Repast Pop-up not a thing?

That’s one reason I feel no one is getting out before 8pm and that’s being very generous. There’s gonna be so much praising of God and the Holy Spirit that I wouldn’t be surprised if the sky opened up and Jesus decided to return right there in the middle of it all.

Exactly. And her latest little quip on the upcoming US Open showdown against Serena shows you her HEART. When Venus was asked today or yesterday about how she planned to beat Serena since Venus lost to her in their last match-up, she said, “Well, last time it was two against one. At least this time it’ll be a fair…

Heck, half the people on this list could hit an hour without breaking a sweat.

Why no obamas?

Bill Clinton has never spoken for only 5 minutes in his life

I think the cops will pull the plug on the funeral because they have to pay overtime for all of the security.  Either that, or call in the National Guard for relief.  You’ll have cops passed out in the streets.

It was never about Richard and he knew it. Richard did and said things to allow his girls to solely focus on tennis. LaVar has made himself a part of the show. 

It’s staggering! She killed a man and got away with it, but somehow SHE’S the victim here? FFS, she got hired again and given a gun and a badge, and now she gets to make money off this story while four kids have to live without their dad?! Totally fucking nauseating.

Ugh. Don’t get me started on Lauer. For years, I never understood why he was famous and made so much money. At least, Al Roker is charming. And one can argue that Lauer was actively bad at his job (that townhall, the Anne Hathway interview, his punchable face).

Imagine living a life where Bobby Brown thinks you’re a piece of shit, and he’s right.