While I don’t personally don’t care that Trump continues to piss on McCain’s even in death, because they’re both horrible in their own special way and they deserve each other. The fact that GOP senators and representatives are, once again, going to stand completely mute as the memory of their revered colleague and…

This piece should have come with a “No Flint Water Jokes” disclaimer. 

This is justifiable Jesus-over-turning-tables-in-the-temples-and-whipping-the-money-changers type of anger.

It’s policy now to treat even minor infractions as combat situations.

These pigs are just looking for any trifling excuse to abuse someone. How the fuck does a lack of a light on a bicycle warrant a chase much less a vehicular take down.

Now the city is going to have to settle for six digits over a nothing fine. Citizens should be outraged for the sake of humanity, but there are a lot of pieces of shit humans out there so here’s another appeal:

For not having a light, ffs. JUST LET THE KID GO. What is that, a ticket? A fine? Not worth running him down for.

The child flouted the cop’s authority, the penalty for which is often death. You have to treat cops very carefully, like wild animals; the slightest provocation can trigger homicidal rage.

Bless your heart for thinking they see these kids as 16-year-old-children-riding-a-bike or “kids” for that matter.

Doesn’t make sense. If you accidentally hit a kid, it seems like you would be on your knees praying that he was okay, apologizing, comforting him. The last thing you’d do would be to handcuff him, because you’d really, really screwed up.

I love dogs, I’ve had dogs all my life, but a lot of people don’t like dogs and some people are allergic to dogs. Stop being an entitled jerk and leave your dog at home. He’ll be there when you get back. Dogs don’t belong in stores, on planes, and certainly not restaurants. And you can all take your bullshit…

Why does everyone want to bring their dog with them every time they leave the house? Grocery store-bring your dog. Retail store that has absofuckinglutely nothing to do with dogs or pets-bring your dog along! Maybe there will be another dog there and they can bark and fight!

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

The extent to which she is still absolutely LOATHED by Vietnam veterans is telling.

So long as we are posting inspirational Alec Baldwin scenes. 

I mean, of all bus lines...the X2?? (anybody who lives in DC knows exactly what I mean)

You need more stars

You have to commit fraud on a scale large enough to crash the entire economy to avoid prosecution.  She went too small.  

Fuck that noise. I didn’t risk a bullet in my ass for eight years so they can just, “shut up and play.”