I forgot to write it heh. My FIL who I mentioned gets his car cleaned all the time, though we have a detail place near us who for a flat fee (I think 50 a month) will clean your car as many times as you want, which is PERFECT for his situation.

I looked into this! It was one of my major concerns. Uber actually has a very driver-friendly policy on this. You take your car for a professional cleaning, using whatever service you prefer, get a receipt and they pay for the cleaning and give you like $150 for lost wages when your car was not usable.

I wouldn’t buy the thing at the price he’s asking for it. For around $12K I could see it being an interesting science project for the right kind of nerd, but anything that car can do you can get for both better and cheaper.

Dear British military: Tanks for teaching the driver an important lesson. It certainly armed them for the future, and perhaps gave them some emotional armor to better deal with problems in the future. They were probably blown away with surprise, but will tread more lightly moving forward. Their future learning will be…

Ok to the drivers who inevitably come over from Jalopnik just to hate on lane splitting:

While driving too slow in traffic can be a hazard, the general concept of “going with the flow” of traffic isn’t going to get you out of a speeding ticket.

Space toilets didn’t become a thing until space travel was a couple decades old. Before then they had to store it in bags.

For the love of god, get this sticker and put it on the hummer.

Kobalt, purchased @ Lowes, Husky, purchased at Home Depot, both have lifetime warranties.

Kobalt.

Bears on motorcycles.

Generally speaking, I’ve had really positive experiences with Craigslist. BECAUSE I BUY IN PERSON, WITH CASH, AFTER CAREFULLY EXAMINING THE ITEM I’M ABOUT TO FUCKING BUY.

Neutral

Just got cut off by a soccer mom in a Ssangyong....

I am certain this has diminishing returns. If you live 3-5 miles from work, I can see it being a huge benefit. but I live 45 miles from work and I guarantee that my quality of life will nose dive when I increase my commute from 60 minutes to 2 hours. Actually who am I kidding, I will not be able to keep a 20-25mph…

I’ve always thought a really effective Batman movie might work with villains as the Protagonists. Do it from Falcone’s POV with this terrifying, shadowy monster slowly tearing his organization apart—with only glimpses of the Batman and whispered stories until the final act.

It would be fantastic if they showed the chase scene without ever actually showing Batman. Sorta building him up like a monster movie in hushed tones with a truly scary reveal at the end.

You missed the best one, the Piaggio Ape. Pretty much a Vespa with a big cargo area.

The same company that made this: