Please, please tell me twitter is already having a field day with this.

as someone who lived on the things during college (hello, three-day study bender!) I think the speed-based diet pills are the answer. It would explain almost everything, including the slurping of water during the debate (ephedrine makes you hella thirsty)

The longer this goes on the more bitterly I miss Hunter. God, what he would have done with this fool